Title: It's the Thought that Counts
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Shitennou--Bad advice
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Version: PGSM
Rating: PG
“I’m sure whoever you’re getting this for will love it,” the stall proprietor had said. “Lots of people go for this sort of thing.”
Nephrite gazed at the giant trophy horns lovingly. Now she’d understand his feelings for her.
When he gave her his gift she blushed and stammered. Unfortunately what came but was “It’s… nice, really. Thank you.”
Something had gone wrong, though he did not know what. He angrily kicked a hole in the counter, under that stupid turtle cage. Motoki came over to him, probably to give another stupid lecture about paychecks and property damage.
“Next time, get her flowers.”