happy independence day
It was supposed to rain all day, but it's just been sunny and birds and what not. Good, because they'll be fireworks tonight. I always love scenes when the 11th is intimating the 4th and Unohana walked by and the 11th are just frozen in terror. She's such a mom.
Title: “Physical”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Unohana, Zaraki Kenpachi
Rating: PG (Ken-chan's a potty-mouth)
Word Count: 114
Time: 4 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“But she’s scary!”
“There ain’t nothin’ that scary in the 4th.”
One of the two unranked Shinigami showed uncharacteristic bravery, standing up to his captain. “You tell her!” They ran.
Zaraki told himself he’d promote the guy later, after he’d beat him a couple times. But for now, the 4th would not leave him alone.
“Go in there, tell them I don’t need no damn physical, and leave,” he muttered to himself.
He pushed open the doors of the 4th Division, opening his mouth to shout his announcement. She stood there, right in front of him. He closed his mouth.
“Ah, Zaraki-taichou, you’re finally here for your yearly physical. Right this way.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
Title: “Physical”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Unohana, Zaraki Kenpachi
Rating: PG (Ken-chan's a potty-mouth)
Word Count: 114
Time: 4 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“But she’s scary!”
“There ain’t nothin’ that scary in the 4th.”
One of the two unranked Shinigami showed uncharacteristic bravery, standing up to his captain. “You tell her!” They ran.
Zaraki told himself he’d promote the guy later, after he’d beat him a couple times. But for now, the 4th would not leave him alone.
“Go in there, tell them I don’t need no damn physical, and leave,” he muttered to himself.
He pushed open the doors of the 4th Division, opening his mouth to shout his announcement. She stood there, right in front of him. He closed his mouth.
“Ah, Zaraki-taichou, you’re finally here for your yearly physical. Right this way.”
“Yes, ma’am.”