sm_monthly March 24 theme
This piece is accompanied by two commercials: here and here. Everyone should be required to watch them. Also, it may help understand the story a bit more, or something.
Title: Used Car
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Post-series--Journey
Genre: General, Comedy
Version: Manga
Rating: PG-13
“Your other left!”
“Fuck you, Baltimore!”
“Well,” Hotaru piped up from the back seat, “one wheel listened to Mama and the other listened to Papa.”
“We never should have bought this used car in Baltimore when the other one broke down.”
“But then we’d still be in Maryland.”
“But we wouldn’t be in Alabama.”
“Come on, those dinette chairs I got back at the Montgomery Flea Market are pretty cool,” Haruka pouted.
“We didn’t come here to buy furniture. We were going from New York to Orlando by way of Washington D.C.”
“We’ve just taken a few detours, that’s all. Oh come on,” Haruka stroked the parts of the car still attached. “There was no down payment. Their sign said, ‘Fuck You, Baltimore’, what else could I do?”
“Let’s just go back to that mini-mall for a map.”
“It was a flea market. It was just like a mini-mall.”
“Whatever.”
Title: Used Car
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Post-series--Journey
Genre: General, Comedy
Version: Manga
Rating: PG-13
“Your other left!”
“Fuck you, Baltimore!”
“Well,” Hotaru piped up from the back seat, “one wheel listened to Mama and the other listened to Papa.”
“We never should have bought this used car in Baltimore when the other one broke down.”
“But then we’d still be in Maryland.”
“But we wouldn’t be in Alabama.”
“Come on, those dinette chairs I got back at the Montgomery Flea Market are pretty cool,” Haruka pouted.
“We didn’t come here to buy furniture. We were going from New York to Orlando by way of Washington D.C.”
“We’ve just taken a few detours, that’s all. Oh come on,” Haruka stroked the parts of the car still attached. “There was no down payment. Their sign said, ‘Fuck You, Baltimore’, what else could I do?”
“Let’s just go back to that mini-mall for a map.”
“It was a flea market. It was just like a mini-mall.”
“Whatever.”