sm_monthly May 3 theme
Title: Aliens!
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Jaw
Genre: Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
The chitinous nail ran down the side of his jaw line, sharper and denser than a human’s.
“Are you from space?” Mamoru inquired politely.
“Yes. Why do you ask?”
“Ah, that explains it.”
“What? Explains what?” the four-dimensional siliconate alien princess asked her captive.
“Not everyone molesting me is an alien, but every alien wants to molest me.”
“This happens to you a lot?”
“Yeah, fairly often. I have a track record. Serenity, Metallia, Natsumi, Fiore, it goes on.”
“So… uh… should I drop you back off in Tokyo?”
“Roswell, if you would. My support group is meeting there this week.”
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Jaw
Genre: Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
The chitinous nail ran down the side of his jaw line, sharper and denser than a human’s.
“Are you from space?” Mamoru inquired politely.
“Yes. Why do you ask?”
“Ah, that explains it.”
“What? Explains what?” the four-dimensional siliconate alien princess asked her captive.
“Not everyone molesting me is an alien, but every alien wants to molest me.”
“This happens to you a lot?”
“Yeah, fairly often. I have a track record. Serenity, Metallia, Natsumi, Fiore, it goes on.”
“So… uh… should I drop you back off in Tokyo?”
“Roswell, if you would. My support group is meeting there this week.”