I couldn't physically stop myself from writing this, I swear.
Title: Wedding of Evil
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Ami--Remember
Genre: Romance, Crack
Version: PGSM, crossover cameo from Power Rangers
Rating: PG-13
“What? What did I do to Osaka-san?”
“You don’t remember?”
“Remember what?” Ami lied. “I don’t remember anything since you were possessed, Tsukino-san.”
* * *
The chapel was decked out with black and dark blue flowers, obscuring the demonic images and depictions of Metallia. Her power crackled unmistakably in the room, though.
Ghostly piano music wafted through the air, interspaced with measures of romantic sap whenever Zoisite was feeling spiteful.
In the audience, Rita and Zedd dabbed tears with handkerchiefs. “I remember our wedding of evil. We didn’t have such nice flowers. Why were you so cheap with the flowers?”
Jadeite caught the bouquet and presented it to Beryl, who hit him in the head.
Kunzite swept Dark Mercury up bridal style and carried her off for some hot, steamy, honeymoon sex.
* * *
“You don’t remember anything?”
“No. As I said, nothing. Something happened?” Ami blushed.