Title: Phoenix Down
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Crack--"Right Between the Eyes" by Garbage lyrics
Genre: Drama
Version: Anime
Rating: PG-13
As the intrepid Senshi--
(“Hah, she said ‘intrepid!’”)
approached the lair of Queen Beryl where their former comrade Endymion was being held captive--
(“Mamoru never got his ass around to joining the party, you remember, Minako, he was practically playing an NPC.”
“Hey Makoto, pass the popcorn.”
“Should we really have gone to the front door?”
“Don’t worry; they’ll never have expected--”
“Something that stupid. Don’t worry, I have a bagful of Phoenix Downs and healing spells.”
“Party Pooper Ami.”
“Stupid Usagi.”
“Shut up, Rei. You’re not even in this conversation.”
“Well you--”
The DM growled--)
and then they were attacked by the DD girls and all die if they don’t roll a natural twenty.