sm_monthly May 24 theme
I love The Cat Returns so much. Not my favorite Miyazaki movie, but if you'd seen it, you'd know why I was using it for crack month. It is the cutest, fluffiest, children's movie ever about bestiality. Yes. I had to write a paper about it earlier this semester, the subject not being my idea, really.
Title: Meowry Matrimony
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Ghibli
Genre: Drama
Version: Anime
Rating: G
“Since you so heroically saved our prince, Queen Serenity has graciously bestowed upon you a great honor, that you and Prince Artemis are to be married.”
“Married? I can’t marry a cat,” Usagi gasped in horror.
“The queen has deemed you worthy enough.”
“No, really, your reward has been enough. Quite enough. No more…”
“We’ll pick you up at eight.”
“Usagi? Usagi, where’d you go?”
“I’m right here, Naru. Look, I’m sorry, could you finish my chores? I’ve got to go.”
Usagi ran. Even if she skipped town there would still be cats there. And Mama and Papa and Shingo would be worried, though they would be more worried if she got married.
“I… need an ice cream sundae,” she said by means of not fixing anything.
“No,” said a cute but stern female voice from the wind. “You must go to the Rose Prince, who has the Siler Crystal in his keeping and transform into Sailor Moon.”
Title: Meowry Matrimony
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Ghibli
Genre: Drama
Version: Anime
Rating: G
“Since you so heroically saved our prince, Queen Serenity has graciously bestowed upon you a great honor, that you and Prince Artemis are to be married.”
“Married? I can’t marry a cat,” Usagi gasped in horror.
“The queen has deemed you worthy enough.”
“No, really, your reward has been enough. Quite enough. No more…”
“We’ll pick you up at eight.”
“Usagi? Usagi, where’d you go?”
“I’m right here, Naru. Look, I’m sorry, could you finish my chores? I’ve got to go.”
Usagi ran. Even if she skipped town there would still be cats there. And Mama and Papa and Shingo would be worried, though they would be more worried if she got married.
“I… need an ice cream sundae,” she said by means of not fixing anything.
“No,” said a cute but stern female voice from the wind. “You must go to the Rose Prince, who has the Siler Crystal in his keeping and transform into Sailor Moon.”