The Portrait.

[purplemanatee]

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,"Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, aruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'msure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife

Comments

[eard_stapa]

Haha.

[snarlingbadger]

*snicker*

Must remember that one, in case I ever get married. (;