LOL memes.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Haine Rammsteiner (DOGS)
3. Alfons Heiderich (Fullmetal Alchemist)
4. Russel Tringham (Fullmetal Alchemist)
5. Fletcher Tingham (Fullmetal Alchemist)
6. Simon Tam (Firefly)
7. Kino (Kino no Tabi)
8. Spike Speigel (Cowboy Bebop)
9. Yankumi (Gokusen)
10.Mighty Mouse (Mighty Mouse)
11.Underdog (Underdog)
12.Frieza (DBZ)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Simon/Underdog? ....ooooowwwwwwwww....
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, pretty hot. Considering he's deigned after River Phoenix.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Frieza got Spike pregnant?.... Cartoon Network would explode.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
... Nope, haven't read any Gokusen fanfiction.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Haine and Simon?..... LOLOLOLOLOLOL ISLAND
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Fletcher/Yankumi or Fletcher/Mighty Mouse.... the second one is cuter XD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kino walked in on Haine and Frieza having sex? She'd just apologize and leave. She wouldn't care.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Alfons/Mighty Mouse? .... HEEEEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAY! WITH MY SIDEKICK, COUGHS-UP-BLOOD BOY!
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Havoc/Spike? Spike doesn't have a fluffy bone in his body.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kino/Frieza? How about "The Helpful Traveller"?
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Russel deflowering Havoc? Too late, but, I imagine it'd involve revenge of some sort. And vinerape. Mmmm... vinerape.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Kino slash? It'd be femmslash, and the only other viable femal characters are Master, who's an old lady, and a crowd of lolis. Aka no.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Alfons usually whores himself out to Ed. But Noa is also a viable choice. Eckhart is an option if you're kinky.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Underdog? AHAHAHAHA
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Haine/Russel/Fletcher? OH GOD NO
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Spike? In the Rain. It's off his soundtrack, and he is an angsty Spike in rain.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Havoc/Simon/Frieza? MINDFUCK PAIRING AND TAILKINK.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Haine using a pickup line on Mighty Mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Fletcher? Been a while.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Simon? He probably gets off on domination since he's such a stiffie, but Kaylee's got him topped hardcore. Closet sistercon also an option.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Underdog shagging Spike? Is that physically possible?
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Alfons and Kino? Alfons, since he's the guy.
24. "One [Havoc] and Nine [Yankumi] are in a happy relationship until Nine [Yankumi] suddenly runs off with Four [Russel]. One [Havoc], broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven [Underdog] and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve [Frieza], then follows the wise advice of Five [Fletcher] and finds true love with Three [Alfons]."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
....uh...Ketsuban, Juli, maybe Ro? and Ketsu'd write it Title? "Whoo needs a woman?"
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kino/Spike? I'd think Spike was a lolicon.
Ahahaha Underdog and Mighty Mouse, ftw XD