To all the Pumpkins of the world!

[purplestain]

Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was

Comments

[echri]

Dude, your pumpkin looks more like a stoner than a christian. >_>

[childeofloki]

So, in other words, he uproots you from the ground where you thrive, hacks you off from the roots that give you life and meaning, mutilates you and pulls out everything that makes you who you are, and then leaves you on a porch as a temporary decorative item that represents freaks and a long-forgotten pagan superstion to either get your face bashed in by some punk kids with a baseball bat, rot away over the next couple of weeks, or keeps you on display for two or three days before throwing you out with the rest of the trash and never thinking of you again?

Keep in mind that, from the perspective of a pumpkin, Jack-O-Lanterns are a horrible thing.