my birthday is coming! it's april 27th. i will make sure to fail my driver's test (or pass, but most likely fail) and get mahself a job.

fun stuff.

i got mahself a boyfriend, too. he's very nice. things are uneventful so far, but once i stop kidding around because i sense tension, things'll get more fun.

that was scary ( Read more... )

a girl at my school commited suicide over the weekend. my friend's school went on a walk out to protest their principal's firing and they got maced by police and i found a stacka poetry and some of it, dare i say, i deem to be fit for reading ( Read more... )

if you give me a dollar while i'm holding my "gertrude hawkelete" box, i will give you a free chocolate bar if you give me a dollar.

Ow, I'm sick and achey.

I still didn't get that poem, I was totally going to crack the entire class up with it.

There was this really amazing kid at work the other day. He could speak english, spanish and portugese. He's three years old. I wish that I could speak german and italian.

I asked mommy when st patrick's day was, cuz i was truly craving some soda bread and she was all "march 17. the day i found out my brother died ( Read more... )

Hinako came over and we watched the breakfast club. Too bad that she didn't understand any of it and it was just a randomly picked movie. I totally could have psychically guided my hand to pick something with a more visible plot line rather than one that you have to BE american to understand. man oh man ( Read more... )

Mom lost it today. She screamed and cursed and threw herself against andrew's bedroom door, which must have hurt a lot because she tore her arm muscles when she fell down the stairs. She yelled, "If you want to fuck up your life every time he comes over then fine!" to my brother ( Read more... )

my aunt sent us stockings this year. they had cheap chocolate, the kind that tastes like wax; a toothbrush; a deck of cards and a prayer box bracelet. The deck of cards came with this big story about how each card represents some part of catholocism or dogma and i thought it was nice how she was trying to convert me and all, but i threw it away ( Read more... )

I didn't get anything that I really wanted this year...

EXCEPT FRANZ FERDINAND'S CD!!!!

Dane Cook just can't keep his clothes on, can he?