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[purpletreefrog]

i really really really want to get really really drunk

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[ice_lord]

i can't go to newcastle on the weekend.
i will be too drunk to drive there.

p.s. could you lend me some retardo-potion? i have a few geniuses at my uni that need to just calm down before they cure cancer or something

[purpletreefrog]

if i had some retardo-potion don't you think i would be using it on everyone around me? i have got an arts student complex... and i think that everyone around me thinks they are smarter than me... so wouldn't i be using it to make them all retarded??

there was some sort of genius plan in there somewhere... but maybe the retardo-potion got mixed up with the vodka. or something.