Man-chess returneth

[patchofsky]

I still need to arrange them, but I'm staking some preliminary claims:


Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
Jareth (David Bowie)
Chris-in-the-Morning (John Corbett)
Gambit
Zorro (Antonio Banderas)
Clark Kent (Dean Cain)
D'Artagnan (Chris O'Donnel)
C.K. Dexter-Haven (Carey Grant)
Robert Dudley (Elizabeth--Joseph Fiennes)
Mr. Darcy
Lucien
Carter Oosterhouse
Bill Weasley
Rob Thomas
Josh Groban
Greg Sanders (CSI Las Vegas--Greg Smzanda)
Eric Delko (CSI Miami--Adam Rodriguez)
Danny Messer (CSI New York--Carmine Giovinazzo. Yes, I like me some CSI tasties, OK?)
Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds--Shemar Moore)
Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds--Mathew Grey Gubler. Because I just want to feed him hearty, homecooked meals, made with noodles and love.)
Eric the Bartender (Wonderfalls--Tyron Leitso, with apologies to Allison)
Aaron Tyler (Wonderfalls--Lee Pace. I feel like a rat for taking all the Wonderfalls tasty, Allison, so let me know if you'd like to come to some arrangement.)

Goodness, it's a greedy list. It'll have to be pared somewhat--or new positions created for my auxiliaries. Hmm, new positions...

What shall I call them? This merits some pondering. Is The Kings of Hearts too cheesy?