It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ( Read more... )

I've learned that sometimes sex toys are better than the real thing, when all you want is sex ( Read more... )

I am an asshole. "I am just and imbecile"

1. Real name→ Albert Fish ( Read more... )

I do not bemoan the celebrity deaths. Why? Well I asked myself that very same question, and what I came up with was that while they may be iconic in nature, they may influence greatness in one form or another, they are still just people. Yup, that's right, people, like you and me. And to cry extra hard because the famous have passed is a sham ( Read more... )

... everything resolved, nobody's drunk and all is well.

... knowing when friends are lying to me.

This town grows old around me

I cannot say I did not hear that sound,

So haunting, hollow...

I heard...

I heard...

I heard it clear

I was afraid to follow...

Why is it that when you're finally over someone, they figure out how to fuck with you from beyond? I mean, sure, she asked the Gypsy if they could be friends again, which only brought all this shit back to me. She had said she realized that it was a stupid thing to get mad at Gypsy for. Granted, she dumped me because i wouldn't get rid of Gypsy ( Read more... )

I feel very blah today...