hahahahaha. April, you as a Safewalker just made my day.
People walking: yada yada blah blah so drunk yayyy! Masked mugger: *creeps out of a corner* GIVE ME MONEY OR I WILL CUT YOU! Kid walking: NOT SO FAST...uhh...wait for it...*April steps out from behind him!*.BEHOLD. Take my beer money, and feel the wrath of my short mathematically gifted safewalker! April: I HAVE RIGHT TRIANGLES AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Masked mugger: *squeals pathetically, books his ass home* People walking: *high fives all around* April: *right triangular cape blowing in the wind* And that's how it's done.
PS. OHMYGOD I want to seee this play. that's soooooo cool. like, imagine acting with her...like, do you suck to no end in comparison? or what if you're BETTER? woww.
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Find out when it is right this minute so I can work my schedule around it! :D
p.s. I totally agree that no one will feel safer with you walking them home, or Jordan, he isn't that intimidating either. :)
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People walking: yada yada blah blah so drunk yayyy!
Masked mugger: *creeps out of a corner* GIVE ME MONEY OR I WILL CUT YOU!
Kid walking: NOT SO FAST...uhh...wait for it...*April steps out from behind him!*.BEHOLD. Take my beer money, and feel the wrath of my short mathematically gifted safewalker!
April: I HAVE RIGHT TRIANGLES AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!
Masked mugger: *squeals pathetically, books his ass home*
People walking: *high fives all around*
April: *right triangular cape blowing in the wind* And that's how it's done.
PS. OHMYGOD I want to seee this play. that's soooooo cool. like, imagine acting with her...like, do you suck to no end in comparison? or what if you're BETTER? woww.
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yeah seriously, i wonder how good she'll be at it.
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