taaaake me out to the baaaall game, taaaake me out to the - ...ah forget it, who am i kidding.

[purplstarfishes]

man.  our baseball team?  we fucking SUCK, man.  those first three games we won - i'm tellin ya - all a big, fat fluke.  not only did we lose, we got our asses mercied.  but to start off with, this team was pretty damn awesome.  the coach was this big old scary guy who screamed a lot.  but hey, his team won, so maybe i should start screaming.  and

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[anonymous]

J-Rock here,

maybe the first three weren't a fluke, maybe they were Big-E being a great coach. That's my theory anyway.

[purplstarfishes]

well hey, that's a great theory and everything there J-Rock, but see, he was coaching the other SIX that we lost, so, unfortunately, i'm gunna have to dispute that theory. to the max.