there are moments in life that are just a little too surreal to be believable. tonight was one of those moments. ... only it totally WAS believable because i fucking SAW david bowie!! i SAW him!!! he was in the same room as me, and he was beautiful and amazing and in all ways sublime. seriously, when he walked out on stage... there were tears ( Read more... )

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greetings! a fine top o' the mornin to ye ( Read more... )

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i'd just like to take this moment to bid a very fond welcome to tylerthewombat, who has just, albeit reluctantly, joined livejournal! do read this boy's journal, and hassle him to update frequently, because he is very hilarious, and intimidatingly intelligent. a fine combination ( Read more... )

a few days ago, i came to the startling realization that i am physically incapable of going pee if there are people around. the exception to this rule is a) if the people are my friends, and b) if i'm really drunk. it's funny that i've just only noticed this, and yet in retrospect, it explains so much. the crazy part is that it's totally sub- ( Read more... )

i'm very grumpy today. and tired. i'm very grumpy, and very tired. pancake house + spring break = hell on wheels. minus the wheels. one day i'm going to go to the pancake house on pembina and order banana pancakes without the bananas. and the server will be like, "okay, so you just want regular pancakes?" and then i'll say, "noooooooo, i ( Read more... )

maybe it's just me and my ultra-sensitive emotions, but i'm pretty goddamn tired of hearing "get the fuck out of my house" screamed at me all the time, only to have it taken back moments later by an all of a sudden regretful father. i sympathize with all the negative things that are going on in his life, and i want nothing more than to make them ( Read more... )

i am so bored right now. sickeningly so, actually. there's just nothing to do, and even if there was, i wouldn't want to do it. now, i know there are many options available to me in terms of finding something to do, however, a constant remains throughout that continually dashes any possibility of them happening right to the ground: cash-ola. ( Read more... )

i get it! i get everything about donnie darko, i do. well that's not true, i don't get how he got the damn engine off the plane, but other than that, it all makes sense now. and in retrospect, it seems pretty simple. but i remember the first time i saw the matrix, i saw the whole idea of the actual matrix being utterly impossible for me to ( Read more... )