i hope that bad karma is real ...

[purr_meow]

so that whomever stole my rolling shopping cart/laundry caddy will be walking down the street one day with my cart and get impaled through the eye by a dead seagull falling from the sky. i will then laugh hysterically and take my shopping cart back because i can't afford to buy a new one. fucker.

Comments

[coffeestealer]

eye and sky rhyme. You are such a poet.

sorry about the cart. I dont know where i would be without mine

[purr_meow]

i know! mine was badass. got it from meijers in michigan. there's no meijers in chicago. dammit.

[bogus_comics]

sweet bg
mario 2 style

[purr_meow]

im going to get a tattoo of that little heart that floats up when you kill a bunch of bad guys in the game. its going to be pixelated too.

[bogus_comics]

heeeeellllllllllll yeah!

[purr_meow]

yeah. bastards. i left it there bc i only had like 15 minutes before the laundry room was going to close and the dryers were still running. it opened at 8 so i got there at 9 and it was gone.