cape & cowl | i have the very model of a very purrfect shipping wall
sung to the tune of 'i am the very model of a modern major-general' from pirates of penzance
I have the very model of a very purrfect shipping wall
I've information of kismesis, of auspistice, and moirails
I know the City's ships and I can sing them all for show to you
Beginning with the most purrfect and ending with the shippyest!
First begins with Erik who is closely my most human furiend
Whose moirail was the pickiest and huffiest of all of them
But now they are the matesprits I expected at the start of it
Oh, but oops I think that was supposed to stay a purrfect se-cr-et!
Oh, but oops I think that was supposed to stay a purrfect se-cr-et!
Oh, but oops I think that was supposed to stay a purrfect se-cr-et!
Oh, but oops I think that was supposed to stay a purrfect se-cr-se-cr-et!
And then there is my close close furiend whose moirailship is new to me
Her name is Terezi and she's the bestest when we're role-playing
Kanaya is her moirail whose sewing is the tops you see!
And so their ship is magical and purrfect for the sa-il-ing!
But still in matters kismesis, of auspistice, and moirails
She has the very model of a very purrfect shipping wall!
Also there is Himuro who showed me all about football
Whose relationship is strange to me but humans are so weird, you see
Marco loves her very much and it does not take my expertise
To know this ship needs sailing for furever at the very least!
Jessica and Jason are more humans who need lecturing
Beclaws their ship is obvious and docked for all the world to see
But I can keep a watchful eye and hold my shipping wall up high
Where maybe they will come to see the error of their mysteries!
Where maybe they will come to see the error of their mysteries!
Where maybe they will come to see the error of their mysteries!
Where maybe they will come to see the error of their mystermysteries!
I saw there was a detective whose furiend he's treating awfully
At least that's what the humans who have mentioned it have told to me
But I have done my very own detective work for them, indeed
And found that they belong together oh but, what was that, like… peas?
In short in matters kismesis, of auspistice, and moirails
She has the very model of a very purrfect shipping wall!
Purrhaps the most mysterious of all the humans that I've seen
Is Tony Stark, the handsome man with all the human girls beseeched
I'm not pawsitively sure what that word means since Erik, he was helping me
But I'm confident that Tony has the largest fleet of ships a-sa-il-ing!
There is much more to all of these of course, you know or if you please, of course
Like Pietro and Angie, or Lust and Catman definitivelyyyy~!
But I'm running out of breath you see and and there's more fun in mystery
With these I share some ships with thee, but my armada's not complete!
With these I share some ships with thee, but my armada's not complete!
With these I share some ships with thee, but my armada's not complete!
With these I share some ships with thee, but my armada's not is not is not complete!
For now I close my song for you, for trolls and humans, and the City too
I have so many things to do and ships to draw, inspire you!
But still in matters kismesis, of auspistice, and moirails
I have the very model of a very purrfect shipping wall!
But still in matters kismesis, of auspistice, and moirails
She has the very model of a very purrfect shipping wall!