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purrtndyfuntms

3rd ♌ [Audio]

Jun 21, 2011 20:17

Sollux, I know you and the bird lady are still sleeping but you need to know! There are so many pails, just sitting here for everyone to see. It's appalling!

And a few days ago,

[Her voice drops to a whisper.]

I saw an imperial drone.

What are we going to do?

We're all going to get culled if we don't find flushed and caliginous pairings in

!audio, oh no!, +makoto, +kevas, +isabella, a shipper never sl33ps, +sollux

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audio leaptopudding June 21 2011, 10:25:10 UTC

Um. Hi.

[Real smooth there Makoto. That wasn't nervous and awkward at all.]

I'm Makoto.

[She drops her own voice a little.]

What's a drone?

audio purrtndyfuntms June 21 2011, 10:51:22 UTC

Imperial drones collect the genetic material for the mother grub!

audio leaptopudding June 21 2011, 11:31:53 UTC

What!?

[Oh God. What did that woman put in her ear!? Makoto claps a hand to the side of her head.]

That sounds bad. What do they look like? The drones?

audio purrtndyfuntms June 21 2011, 12:22:30 UTC

The one I've seen here was orange and almost impossibly big!

But it's not bad if you have both pairings! It's only if you're perhaps missing a pairing that the imperial drone will cull you.

[Audio + Translated Text] drinkuntilidie June 21 2011, 14:28:14 UTC

Girliemon what are you talking about?

[Audio] purrtndyfuntms June 22 2011, 02:49:21 UTC

I'm talking about troll romance.

[Come on Kevas, if you're any kind of troll, you must know about troll romance.]

We're all going to get culled.

[Audio + Translated Text] drinkuntilidie June 22 2011, 02:57:05 UTC

I'm not going to let anything like that happen to you.

Where did you see it?

[Audio] purrtndyfuntms June 22 2011, 03:03:50 UTC

In the stable.

What are you going to do?

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[Audio] thii2ii22tupiid June 21 2011, 19:25:05 UTC

*He'd say something about being caught sleeping with Isa, but the rest of this entry is too shocking.*

...what? Shit, really? Where did you see it?

*Oh, fuck, after everything else there's this?! He doesn't even know if it'd work with non-trolls and he certainly doesn't hate or like Nepeta in that way!*

[Audio] purrtndyfuntms June 22 2011, 02:50:29 UTC

In the stables.

I thought perhaps it was a carpenter droid. But then it tried to shoot me.

Re: [Audio] thii2ii22tupiid June 22 2011, 02:58:39 UTC

*Shit*

Okay, try to calm down, we can deal with this. Was there just one? Maybe we can find somewhere to hide.

*Those mutant cross would make good body guards. Sollux wonders if the hole is still open.*

[Audio] purrtndyfuntms June 22 2011, 03:05:56 UTC

I've only seen one. Perhaps we could steal its pails.

[Except... Hiding somewhere... With Sollux... And all those pails. BLUH! GROSS!]

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[Audio] halfbrokenwings June 22 2011, 10:44:40 UTC

[Oh gods above! She knew? How did she know?! For a brief moment Isabella was embarrassed. Then she was very, very scared.]

CULLED?

[Does it ever END? She realized she was transmitting audio again, but is too upset to write at the moment.]

What are these pairings? Were there notes for this too?!

[Audio] purrtndyfuntms June 22 2011, 11:25:26 UTC

Notes?

[Only the ones Karkitty wrote... The bird-lady won't know who Karkitty is.]

Not here.

The pairings are kismesissitude and matespritship. Um. Bitter rivalry and mating fondness. You have to have both or you get culled when the imperial drone finds you.

[Sollux should possibly have told her this. Oh well!]

[Audio] halfbrokenwings June 22 2011, 12:05:02 UTC

What?

[She might be a well traveled bard, aware of a number of cultures and could speak several languages, but she was having a bit of an issue figuring this out.]

You will be killed because you don't have a mate?! and a Rival? And this drone is here? Is it an arranged thing?

[Audio] purrtndyfuntms June 22 2011, 12:16:12 UTC

It's here!

[Hence the problem, bird-lady! Pay attention!]

Arranged?

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