6th ♌ [Text] More Tails from the Hunt

[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < *returning from pawsitively one of the most successful hunts in sw33ps ac stalks back to her cave with her purrize betw33n her jaws*

:33 < *the red mutant blood leaves swirly stains on the floors as she climbs s33king safety so that she can feast!*

[Yes, Nepeta has killed a deer, and has dragged the carcass through the barracks, leaving a

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[fallintheriver]

What did you catch?

...You did actually catch something, right?

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < yesss!

:33 < i slew one of the pawful and numerous drinker-d33r!

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[fallintheriver]

Pawful? What?

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < pawful! terrible blood drinkers :OO

Do my god late sorry [Audio]

[b100b100dbeast]

Very good, Nepeta. I am glad to see your pretend games, though a bit wigglerish, have at least taken a more violent and-

[As the troll walks about the keep, talking into his journal, he stops in front of a long trail of blood...]

...

[He lowers his shades, peering down the hall, following the trail with his eyes for a moment.]

Nepeta what did you do.

[The first red blooded thing he thinks of is humans. But she said beasts, right? But she could be pretending one is a-...beast. Do earthly beasts also have red blood? Oh jegus did Nepeta murder a resident. What did he say about intense FLARP?!]

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < :OO

:33 < they're not violent! and i'm not purrtending!

:33 < i was hunting

:33 < but i only hunt what i n33d to eat equius! i prawrmise!

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[b100b100dbeast]

[Oh gog she killed someone.]

Nepeta, no! What did you kill?

[Are they going to need to hide a corpse? Do animals count as property of the keep?]

Not only is this absolutely uncouth, but can't you be punished for harming fellow residents? As ridiculous as those rules are...

[The troll begins following this blood trail.]

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < it was just one of the drinker d33rbeasts >:((

:33 < i didn't attack a purrson!

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[needsnobottle]

You the one that left the blood trail?

[Thanks for that. First time Tammy ventures out in a few days and she gets her shoes all bloody. Yuck.]

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < yes

[Only now Equius is mad at her :((]

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[needsnobottle]

[That face. Tammy just has no idea what to make of this.]

Well. Might wanna think about being cleaner in the future. Maybe.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < but i was hunting!

:33 < there isn't time to be clean when you're hunting or else you might become someone else's unsuspecting prey!