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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < *a cute kitty paws fretfurry at your journal*

:33 < *she had an impawtant question! but it isn't so impawtant yet that she n33ds to use her sharp claws*

:33 < what do you all dream about?

:33 < i mean are your dreams diffurent since you got here?

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[likesfootnotes]

Djinni don't dream for the simple fact that we do not sleep. 1 In the Other Place we mingle, but don't need to identify as an individual enough to have our own dreams.

1 - We do have the occasional fancy that may count as a daydream, but most consider it to be entertaining that ever pleasant idea of foiling the magician which summoned us this time. In ancient times, such daydreams inspired me to use the ol' waterspout approach to knock mine straight out of his pentacle of protection. He tasted good when doused with water.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < h33h33h33

:33 < you mean you purrtend to foil wizards instead of dreaming?

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[likesfootnotes]

It's really more like plotting to foil them, with added imagery to spice it up.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < :OO

:33 < you mean it's the dangerous kind?

[text] the footnote's for Natty-boy

[likesfootnotes]

Magicians, for all their pomp and circumstance, are hardly dangerous. 2

2 - Unless they are armed with silver or spells, the latter of which can be rather useless in the face of a djinni who knows, say, their real name.

[text] A pity Nepeta doesn't know that :>

[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < *nepeta thinks this conversation is like the worst kind of animal trail beclaws it's so much fun to sniff and sniff under all the bushes but it is impawsible to follow*

:33 < you like to make nefurious plots when you purrtend but they're not dangerous plots unless there's silver or you furget your purrsona and use real names?

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[likesfootnotes]

Are you in the habit of sharing your thoughts, clear as the text on the page? It's not very mysterious and your grasp of spelling remains atrociously catty.

And you seem to have grazed the point, but missed the core of it. I entertain plots and seek the best opening from which to harass a magician, but it's quite easy when they slip up and let me know their real name. I don't forget anything 3 and never pretend about these things.

3 - Except for that time in Nepal. The details are a bit fuzzy.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < *nepeta ignores the purrt about her mewnique quirk beclaws she's tired of trying to explain it to people*

:33 < your memory may be fuzzier then my best furry hat but it s33ms obvious to me

:33 < you're trolling :DD

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[likesfootnotes]

I most certainly am not. 4

4 - I have not 'trolled' for at least two months now. You could say I am "Egyptianing" at the moment.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < yes

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[likesfootnotes]

Of course, yes. Finally seen reason, have you?

[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < no

:33 < yes you are trolling

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[Bartimaeus switches to video just for you, Nepeta. Ptolemy!Bartimaeus is staring at you, for Trollimaeus is on sabbatical, you see.]

That's ridiculous. Do you see an ounce of troll on this handsome face?

[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < h33h33h33 no

:33 < it s33ms you're really a human!

:33 < but even humans can troll!

[likesfootnotes]

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This is doing nothing to show you have any grasp of what a troll actually is.

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[purrtndyfuntms]

:33 < i don't n33d to grasp a troll to know what one is beclaws i am one

:33 < *nepeta thinks that purrhaps this human is being obtuse on purrpose*