hoZgotzDOz

[push_theweak]

I was just standing there and some black
kid grabs my waist from behind.
And I was like umm who are you?
and he responds:

"OH SORRY! I thought you was one of mAH HOEZ."

EDIT;

TipxYour Hooker: DO I LOOK LIKE A BLACK GUY FROM BEHIND
TheLilKinkyOne: A BLONDE FRO
TheLilKinkyOne: DO THEY HAVE THOSE?
TheLilKinkyOne: never seen one...thatd be coole to see
TheLilKinkyOne: COOLE look how i spelled that
TipxYour Hooker: FAGGOT. look how i spelled that!!!
TipxYour Hooker: REMEMBER AT 7-11 YOU WERE LIKE "WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH SAM AND GOT FREE WEED"
TipxYour Hooker: AND I WAS LIKE "LAUREN!"
TipxYour Hooker: AND U WERE LIKE "I PAID FOR THESE!!!!!!"
TipxYour Hooker: IM BEWILDERED
TipxYour Hooker: AGHAST
TipxYour Hooker: BEHOLD ME OH WOE
TheLilKinkyOne: i have no idea what ur saying here
TipxYour Hooker: WU TANG
TipxYour Hooker: BROTHA
TheLilKinkyOne: lol fer sure dawg slice
TipxYour Hooker: I GOT A POCKET FULL OF RUBBAS AND MAH HOME BOIZ DO TOO.
TheLilKinkyOne: i dunt wnna get preg dyke
TipxYour Hooker: I USE THA PULLLING OUT METHOD FO ME AND MY BOIZ
TipxYour Hooker: IM SCARED ABOUT THE WHOLE CONVERSATION WE HAD TODAY
TheLilKinkyOne: ahh im worried now
TipxYour Hooker: LIKE WHAT IF I COME BACK AS LIKE
TipxYour Hooker: A MURDERER
TipxYour Hooker: OR RAPIST
TipxYour Hooker: OR ARAB
TheLilKinkyOne: arab....i would make u move here and either open a gas station or a conveience store
TipxYour Hooker: LIKE WHAT IF I CAME BACK AS THE NEXT LEATHER FACE
TipxYour Hooker: WHAT IF I CAME BACK AS A GOLDFISH
TipxYour Hooker: I WOULD DROWN MYSELF
TheLilKinkyOne: lol i would have u as a pet
TipxYour Hooker: GOLDFISH MUST HAVE A BORING LIFE
TheLilKinkyOne: i'd like to be one
TipxYour Hooker: ITS BORING BELIEVE ME
TheLilKinkyOne: if u were one u'd probley be all punie
TipxYour Hooker: IF YOU WERE ONE YOU'D PROBABBLY BE ALL ISLAMIC
TipxYour Hooker: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN.
TheLilKinkyOne: holy bitch cunt
TipxYour Hooker: AW THE CONDOMS ARE TOO BIG
TipxYour Hooker: HOLY FUCK