Oh god,

Does anyone know what the Karen commercials are?
The ones that are like "Do you weep britney spears do you weep..." and so on.

I am so upset. :(

Today I was at the mall and discovered that I lost my cell phone. :(
I searched EVERYWHERE. And left my number with lost and found in case someone turns it in.

So to whoever picked up my phone, I'd like it back thanks.

You know you're in the ghetto when there's two 11 year old black kids walking in the middle of the street smoking a blunt.

SO yeah im sitting here by myself with a fifth of raspberry smirnoff.

the end. :(

I want to know how;

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( NAKEDPICTURESANDWHATNOT. )

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

Hi,
My name is Kari.

yes
yes yes
yes.

I have eye cancer thanks.

;)
YES
YES
NO

( I'll bring the cheap whores )

( VOODOOMOSHPIT OHMY )