i got a gun, i got a girl

[pushingmetaphor]

HI SO I WROTE A STORY FOR EYAIYULETIDE OR SOMETHING. IT IS FOR deutscheami BUT IS NOT NEARLY AS AWESOME AS SHE IS. It has robots and (future) Russia and con men because I am nothing if not predictable. I apologize in advance for anything I have gotten ridiculously wrong about: eyai, Russia, crimes, economics, and everything else.

Also: SO MANY THANKS TO nextian. I

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[littledust]

Your witty banter is AWESOME and I giggled LOTS. QUOTES:

“-it was a wallet!” the young man wails. “That’s practically jaywalking! I was going to dump it anyway, there wasn’t anything worth anything inside, how is this even a big deal

[pushingmetaphor]

I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT MY BANTER WORKS FOR YOU. :DDDDD Yay, my first solo foray into eyaiverse was not a trainwreck!

Hahahaha, nextian suggests that that last line snuck in because I am from NJ, where a governor isn't a governor until he's been embroiled in a hilarious scandal.

[fahye]

SARES I DID NOT THINK THIS COULD BE ANY BETTER THAN IT IS BUT THEN I GOT TO THE MENTAL CASTING OF WHITE COLLAR ACTORS AND NOW IT IS THE BEST THING TO EVER EXIST.

Mooooore Kostya + Andrei adventures! More more more!

[pushingmetaphor]

I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS WAS NOT INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND THAT PEOPLE LIKED IT. THANK YOOOU.

[girl_wonder]

This is amazing! And wonderful! And I LOVE IT.

[pushingmetaphor]

EEEEEEE, THANKS!!