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[pushitgood]

i hurt my knee today, by trying to kick a cow. it moved. i wish some of my injuries were less ridiculous, i have also walked into several things since i've been here (mostly the ceiling), dropped things on myself, tripped over my shoelaces (that one really hurt), etc

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[katies_one]

i hate cows! they dribble alot and when they gang up on you in fiels the only way to make them go away is too make loud noises and lok like a tard! so give them a good kicking! (but dont hurt yourself!lol)

[pushitgood]

the dribbling is so sick, i thought one of the calves was about to have a fit, but he is actually constantly foaming at the mouth (to be fair he is the brain damaged one). cows are way less cool than pigs.

[almighty_turnip]

FINALLY got the internet working in the White household. He who laughs last etc. Hope you're alright! At least you've got the 'culture shock' excuse for self-inflicted injury. When I trip over my own shoelaces it's just embarassing.

Can't wait to hear all about it (and you'd better be bringing back samples of dried reindeer meat... or else) enjoy the rest of your uber-exciting adventures!

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[pushitgood]

you're alive! hooray!
i've decided working on a farm in itself actually constitutes self-harm.
it rains so much that nothing is ever dry, ever. even meat that has been treated and stuff. nothing! so i'll bring back a soggy reindeer.

[emilymacaulay]

"i have also walked into several things since i've been here (mostly the ceiling)"

Okay......explain this one young lady...

[pushitgood]

they are sloped! thus i am walking, walking, walking, oof, thats where the room ends, and ceiling begins. usually backwards. or when i get out of bed and move my head back.
probably can't have killed too many brain cells, i can still tell dramatic and suspenseful stories anyway (see above).