Once upon a time there was a young PROSTITUTE named NICK. He was FROGLEGGEDLY KILLING in the STICKY forest when he met PICTURESQUE SPIDER, a run-away PORNSTAR from the VILE Queen VOCHELLE
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i really should, but again you know how lazy i am. and casting for my porn should be done carefully. i don't need under quality hooligans running around on my set. and i would honestly move dt in a heartbeat. markham is gross. coem up to markham if you do go to scarborough tommorow.... and bring me candy.
Heres my story
anonymous
August 19 2004, 01:03:18 UTC
once there was this little boy. he was on top of the world. He couldn't wait to take over hid dads used car dealership. but then his dad died, and his uncel told him to run away from home and he did and he moved in with a gay couple. the gay couple rased him to be a big man. one day when they were playing in the jungle(cuz thats what gay people do) the big man saw his ex girl friend who is a total whore so they easly got back together. So the big man when back to take over his dads used care dealership that his uncel took over and force the rest of the family to be greece monkeys, but the big man was big, so he killed his evil uncel and those pansy bitches that are always by his side. Everyone ws happy and he had sex many time with his whore girl friend, and sold shitty used cars for many years, untill they put a wal mart car dealership across the street, and he ran out of money and died.
Re: Heres my storypushtheweak_August 19 2004, 01:09:05 UTC
hahah.. i didn't notice that it's like the lion king but with humans. that makes it even better. especially with the whole gay couple. hahahah. man oh man greg. you are a funny one.
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