( nobody reads these but its entertaining for me at least )

its been snowing for about 2 days now. beautiful and lonely. i don't feel like being alone tonight. everyone is over at kims house watching the packers playoff game and i can only stand so much football. even after 2 beers.

my day has been full. and everything that has happened has been great. so why do i feel so depressed?

my grandmother is now a vegetarian!!!!
*leaps for joy and runs around ecstatically*

we also started doing yoga today...i think i am going to get into it.

RehearsalIt's priceless when you say you have to work late ( Read more... )

favorite movies that i saw this last year [doesn't mean that they didn't necessarily come out in 2003 and not in order ( Read more... )

i can squirt water through my lip ring hole.

i think that they are actually serious

http://www.masturbateforpeace.comthe site also has Masturbate for Peace bumper stickers. examples include ( Read more... )

Miles Away by Carol Ann Duffy.

I want you and you are not here. I pause
in this garden, breathing the colour thought is
before language into still air. Even your name
is a pale ghost and, though I exhale it again
and again, it will not stay with me. Tonight
I make you up, imagine you, your movements clearer ( Read more... )

there's just something about her empty two bedroom house that demands peace. regularly my sleeping habits are shit but here i sleep perfectly. anyway. the purpose of this post is to state that:

morning star veggie-dogs are god's gift to vegetarians.

and no one can argue with that.

question of the daywhat's your definition of pothead ( Read more... )

i always feel better wrapped up in a book.

i'm finally getting into The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. it only took 154 pages in order for me to be interested. one of the main reasons that i had not given up on it is b/c everyone is always going on and on about margaret atwood like she is this feminist literature goddess. i, ignorantly ( Read more... )