…and now for something completely different…

[pussnchains]

House Cat v. Slug

Cat attacks with Inquisitive Paw for 1d4 damage.

Slug resists physical damage with Slime Shield.

Slug attacks with Foul Sticky Slime.

Cat fails Fortitude save and is disgusted for 1 round.

Slug assumes defensive Unidentifiable Blob form.

Cat rolls Intelligence check at DC 1 and succeeds.

Cat attacks with Bite for 1d6 damage.

Slug resists

Comments

[snogwise]

brilliant, dear, simply brilliant ;)

Heh, Heh...

[bolahead]

Human attacks with Salt for 10d10 damage.
Slug fails Constitution and perishes.

[dumasti]

LAWL!!!