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1. studded belt - 2 points: 0
2. dyed black hair - 2 points: 0
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 2
4. tight shirts/pants - 2 points each: 2
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 2
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: lets just say, 10
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0 (gay!)
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 3
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 4
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair:8
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 2
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
14. scarf - 2 points: 2
15. refering to bands as acronyms - 2 points: hahaha! 2!
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 0
17. vegetarian diet - for shame, no points: 0
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
19. straight edge - 5 points: 0
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 0
21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad,
gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: umm....5
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: 2
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 6
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 10
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 10 they actually really suck.
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 3
39. riding a bike - 5 points: 0
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 0
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 0
33. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: 0
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 0
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 5
Total =78 (? maybe)
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore.
i'm too old for this shit.