why do i keep getting porn email about paris hilton?
she has no ass and no boobs.
do i look interested?
damn right i don't......

you all think you're so unique ( Read more... )

*while driving on toad's turnpike ( Read more... )

did you hear the tiger was trying to save roy from a big haired lady? montecore the tiger *laughs* was spooked by her hair and so picked roy up by the neck and took him out of harms way. that's gold jerry, gold ( Read more... )

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it ( Read more... )

linda is mean because she gave me a rotten taffy apple for my birthday. she is trying to kill me so she can claim my awesome record collection. but, behold! for i have eaten around the rot. i have thrown a wrench into the spokes of her bicycle from hell!

what is the opposite of christopher reeve?
christopher walken.

i was surprised to find my sister bought me the star wars trilogy for my birthday(go me). episodes 4, 5, and 6, bitches. i'm sure it was a pain in the ass to find, on the count of the global conspiracy lucas has started to assure you can never find the original trilogy. boy, if he's not a jew he sure acts like one ( Read more... )

bears win?
CUBS WIN?
the world must be spinning off it's axis.
we're heading straight for the sun at a billion fucken miles per hour, man.....
hold me.

today is my first day at bath and body works. i now sell bubble bath for yuppies. the job is lame, but if i work saturdays it is only until 3, and i don't work sunday's until thanksgiving. and the pay isn't too shabby. it's cool because i'm forced to dress in all black, which i enjoy anyway, but now people are gonna think im weird and gothic and ( Read more... )

there has been much progression these last few days ( Read more... )