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[putali]

Dear Las Vegas:

You scare me.

It’s not just because you’re addicted to neon-lighting overkill. Or that you flaunt bare asses on billboards. Or that you pretend palm trees grow in the desert.

It’s not just because you’re essentially a hospice for washed-up entertainers. Or that noisy slot machines crowd every available space you own.

It’s not

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Dear, Big Sis...

[cheekygremlin]

You're going to see him? DAMN YOU! YOU COW! I know I told you to go and gave you the info in the first place but DAMN YOU! The ammount of jealousy that I feel towards you right now out weighs all other jealousy I have ever felt towards you.
Which is considerable considering I am the younger sister.
Ok.
Congrats on getting the tickets. No really.
I'm happy for you. One of us should go.
Today I have to go out and get his new album. Can't wait.

Love your curtain rods,
Grem.

P.S.- This has got to be one of your funniest posts ever. Thank you.

[diverged]

You'd think a smart guy like Dick Cheney would be capable of much greater harm than a good ol' boy like Bush. In our media-saturated society, the affable (to some) Bush has proven a deceptively harmless-looking magnifying lens for countless cold, intolerant energies-- including Cheney's deep influence.

If I lived close enough to a volcano to get buried under a mudslide or tsunami, I'd sure as hell grab some popcorn and get my ass down there to watch the show. Get to it already.

[hussnfussn]

Dear X,

Your posts are always a pleasure to read. I agree this is my favorite one to date. I always get a smile on my face when I see you have made a new post. Partly because it doesn't happen often, but mostly cuz they are fun to read.

Reading you has been an altogether pleasurable experience. Thanks. Tell Peanut I said hello.

Your faceless friend,
Shane