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putmeinstitches

[ jera | harvesting skins like the opportunist he is ]

Oct 29, 2011 01:32

[PHONE | FRIDAY AFTERNOON]

Is this all they can throw at us? The slime was good, I'll admit. I thought I was going to suffocate for a moment there. But these monsters have no bite. They're big, but they're slow. It's almost disappointing.

[ACTION | LATE FRIDAY AFTERNOON]

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is after something, kind of a creeper, mayfield has been too nice so far, shapeshifting for fun and profit

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Action worstvikingever October 29 2011, 00:37:20 UTC

[Hiccup has figured out that the monsters are really not all that dangerous, they're just... weird. But then he happens upon Loki in the park.]

...what are you doing?

putmeinstitches October 29 2011, 00:48:30 UTC

[Loki doesn't even look up.]

I'm skinning this beast. What's it look like?

worstvikingever October 29 2011, 00:51:46 UTC

Well first of all I'm pretty sure they're machines, not beasts, and second, why?

putmeinstitches October 29 2011, 01:07:41 UTC

Well, since our jailers were kind enough to return to me my ability to take shapes if I've got a skin, I thought I might be able to use this hide.

[He wants to be a giant ant, Hiccup. He wants this very badly.]

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duck_duck_laser October 29 2011, 01:39:06 UTC

[Dakki's day has been one of gleefully running across town and subjugating creatures. It's a disappointment and a relief when she comes across the scent of burning and a dead ant carcass.

And it's just plain confusing when she comes across Loki trying to... to...]

What are you doing?

[A better question would, perhaps, be "since when do you have two arms?" as it's been a while since they saw each other but... priorities.]

putmeinstitches October 29 2011, 01:59:28 UTC

[Loki says it like it should be perfectly obvious.]

Skinning the beast!

[He doesn't even pause to look up at her.]

duck_duck_laser October 29 2011, 03:53:18 UTC

[That wasn't a very satisfying answer. Then again, she didn't ask the right question. There is a moment of sputtering delay while she attempts what may be the correct one.]

...why are you skinning it?

[She, meanwhile, keeps approaching.]

putmeinstitches October 29 2011, 11:48:42 UTC

To get the skin!

[If Loki were feeling more cooperative, he could probably have explained that he intended to use the skin for shapeshifting. However, Loki a) is busy and b) likes being a little shit, so he'll stick to cryptic for now.]

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phone miraculls October 29 2011, 03:38:05 UTC

Yeah, it did taste pretty motherfuckin' delicious, didn't it? I tried to bring some home to be all stuffing it into a pie, but it disappeared when I woke up.

putmeinstitches October 29 2011, 12:02:33 UTC

Shame. I'd try that.

[NO, GETTING HIGH AT HOMECOMING HAS NOT WARNED LOKI OFF OF GAMZEE'S PIES.]

Action - how has he never threaded with not-dad wow I fail has_no_plan October 29 2011, 08:30:14 UTC

...What are you doing?!

it's ok I need to be around more. ASSUME LOKI HAS LEFT BART TO HIS OWN DEVICES? ALSO ADD ME ON PLURK putmeinstitches October 29 2011, 12:05:48 UTC

[Loki's made astonishing progress! Right now he's working on the ant's legs, easily the most complicated part. He sighs, not truly irritated (how could he be irritated, he's about to turn into a giant ant how cool is that) but a little snappish.]

Does no one in this town know what skinning a carcass looks like?

ROGER has_no_plan October 30 2011, 16:40:40 UTC

That's a pre-e-etty weird carcass.

putmeinstitches October 30 2011, 17:25:19 UTC

That's why I want the skin, of course.

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