Lap the First -Audio-

[putmylogoonit]

Oh, thank you again, masked hero! That Monochromon was being such a pest to my restaurant!

Hey, what can I say? I'm good with the pets! Even though that one was big as a rhino!

Hmph... c'mon. We gotta get going...

Oh, don't you want a reward? I was in the middle of fixing a big buffet...!

!!!! Y'know, come to think of it, I AM a little hungry

Comments

[worldofcrdbrd]

Wally! God I missed you. Hey Flash, its Superman.

(ooc: strikes private to Wally)

[Strikes locked to Wally and Superman]

[punchymcbats]

You know what this means, don't you Clark? It's another round of "who's the Justice Lord."

Re: [Strikes locked to Wally and Superman]

[putmylogoonit]

Uh-oh... that doesn't sound good...

Re: [Strikes locked to Wally and Superman]

[punchymcbats]

By now you've probably gotten a post or something from someone claiming to be Batman. Clark can vouch for me, and he has my D-Comm Frequency, which suffice to say, would be a study in trying to get it away from me.

Take anything the other says with a grain of salt. Clark and I have already determined we're from opposite worlds but similar. Fortunately for me, he and I are friends.

[Listened to the other posts]

[terra_who]

...The Flash. And how didn't I notice Superman?!

Re: [Listened to the other posts]

[putmylogoonit]

Uh, hi, there!

And, yeah, can't miss the big guy!

Re: [Listened to the other posts]

[terra_who]

Hi.

You don't happen to know of the Teen Titans, do you?

Re: [Listened to the other posts]

[putmylogoonit]

Name's come up every once in awhile.

Why?

[fedorafan]

Oh hey I know you! You're that guy that ruined Jinx for men...good for you.

[putmylogoonit]

...I did what?!

[fedorafan]

Yeah you! You or a version of you like, converted Jinx from bad to good and tried to flirt with her and stuff right before she came here, told me all about it. On behalf of the men who are scared of her let me thank you.

[putmylogoonit]

Uh... you're welcme?

[fastesthngalive]

... You're "The Flash", huh?

[putmylogoonit]

That's right! The Fastest Man Alive!

[fastesthngalive]

... I'm Sonic. The fastest thing alive.

[putmylogoonit]

Fastest THING?

Ha! I doubt that! I raced SUPERMAN across the globe to a stalemate, pal!

[fasternlightbot]

So let me get this straight. You're The Flash and you're a speedster? What kind of sick and twisted joke is this?!

[putmylogoonit]

...oh, don't tell me you don't like the name! It's a tradition thing! Flash MEANS fast!

[fasternlightbot]

Not where I come from it doesn't! Flash stops things.

[putmylogoonit]

...wha? That's just silly!