[video] i will make everything awkward forever

[putonsomepants]

[Hi there. Lag looks exactly the same. Because really he's 12 and already looks girly, there really isn't much you can do to change that.]

I'm glad everyone else seems to be, um, growing in nicely. But... but dresses are too breezy. I think I'll just stay in my Letter Bee uniform! A-and...

[S/he (whatever the fuck Lag is) flushes.]

Does anyone

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[alwaysaboom]

I grew up female, so I can explain it.

[putonsomepants]

W... What is it?

[alwaysaboom]

It's your period. It happens to mature girls every month.

The closet can give you something to help, tampons or a pad. Also midol.

[putonsomepants]

Every month?!

What... ah. Th-thanks.

[militaristics]

Find a river.

[putonsomepants]

Why a river?

[militaristics]

To stand in, obviously.

[putonsomepants]

Why am I standing in a river?

[idkmybfftony]

Wait, there's bleeding involved?

[putonsomepants]

IS THERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE?!

[idkmybfftony]

I don't think so?

Did you cut yourself?

[putonsomepants]

No! I don't even know how I could've gotten a cut down... there! Not one that would bleed this much!

Oh god I love you forever for this

[hurricanebomber]

B-bleeding?! You mean you're--

Oh fuck, I forgot about that....

I MUST MAKE EVERYTHING AWKWARD. ESPECIALLY WITH LAG.

[putonsomepants]

About what? I'm not dying, am I?!

GOKUDERA DID NOT WANT TO EVER HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE EVER

[hurricanebomber]

No! No, you're not dying, you're--

You really don't know?

PRETTY SURE LAG NEVER INTENDED TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION

[putonsomepants]

N-no. Niche, she never... at least, I don't think so. She never complained of it! But then again, she isn't exactly human.