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[putridsoundman]

Thanks a million to all of my friends who came and surprised me yesterday for my birthday, it really meant a lot to me.  Really, having such good friends is such a blessing...thanks to all of you.  And for the gifts.  (PS: Aric, some MOTHERFUCKER stole the Raison D'Extra from my refrigerator and DRANK IT.   Come forward, whoever you are, and you

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[trebazon]

what a complete jerkoff!
let's hope they got more than they bargained for.

but no worries, ive still got two left. i shall protect them with my life until they can be properly consumed.

[brianmojo]

It was me. I stole your Dogfish Head. Sorry, I was thirsty.

Sorry I'm so far away, or I would have woken up next to you in bed, naked and covered in fake blood. Now there's a surprise to start your birthday.