PERSONA 4 VERSION
Oh my god I can't.
So basically seestheuniverse/Reimu/et al. did a crossover thing with P4, and it's so beautiful. I HAVE TO POST IT SO IT IS SAVED FOREVER.
- You are a second year high school student (played by Sakata Gintoki) who will be staying with his relatives in the countryside town of Inaba for a year.
Gintoki: "... No, I'm pretty much completely past high school age, though."
- Shut up, I don't need to hear that from someone who reads Jump all the time.
Gintoki: "Shut up!! A man's heart stays young 'till the day he dies!! And why the hell is the narrator giving me lip!?"
ANYWAY, your train's come to a stop. Your uncle's probably waiting for you outside the station.
"OI, DON'T PRETEND YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!!"
- You leave the train station and soon run into a familiar face. This man is your uncle, Dojima Ryotarou (played by Hijikata Toshirou).
Gintoki: "... Uh. My uncle seems to be the same age as me though."
- Your Uncle greets you.
Dojima: "Hey there, Gintoki-kun, right? You sure have grown though."
Gintoki: "Nonono, no matter how much I've grown, there's no way I could be the same age as you, right Uncle? You've already realized something's definitely off, RIGHT, UNCLE!?"
Dojima: "No need to be so formal. I've seen you when you were in diapers!"
Gintoki: "Look, I'm begging you, stop saying such gross things already!"
Dojima: "Oh, that's right. You haven't met my daughter yet, right? Say hello, Nanako."
- A young girl shyly reveals herself from behind her father. It seems that this child is your younger cousin, Nanako-chan (played by Kondo Isao).
Gintoki: "..................................................."
Nanako: "H-Hello..."
- You greet your cousin as well.
Gintoki: "NO, WAIT!! STOP! TIME OVER! Oi, this is definitely a joke, right? Why the hell is my YOUNGER cousin OLDER than me!? Hey, Father? You can't possibly have failed to notice this, right? For God's sake man, your SIX-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER has a GOATEE."
Dojima: "Welp, guess it's time to get going. The car's just over there."
Gintoki: "OIIIIIII!! I'M BEGGING YOU, STOP IGNORING ME!! Oiiii, Uncle dearest, your daughter's dress doesn't even fit him right! Seriously, his goddamn THAT is hanging out and everything! Are you seriously saying you haven't noticed at all!? What the hell kind of a father are you, OI!!"
- You get in the car with your relatives. It looks like it's going to be an interesting year.
Gintoki: "ENOUGH ALREADY!! NO MORE!! ... Eh? My body's moving on its own... Damn you cutscene mechanics...!! No, don't, please--- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
- The three of you drive away...
I cried.
So basically seestheuniverse/Reimu/et al. did a crossover thing with P4, and it's so beautiful. I HAVE TO POST IT SO IT IS SAVED FOREVER.
- You are a second year high school student (played by Sakata Gintoki) who will be staying with his relatives in the countryside town of Inaba for a year.
Gintoki: "... No, I'm pretty much completely past high school age, though."
- Shut up, I don't need to hear that from someone who reads Jump all the time.
Gintoki: "Shut up!! A man's heart stays young 'till the day he dies!! And why the hell is the narrator giving me lip!?"
ANYWAY, your train's come to a stop. Your uncle's probably waiting for you outside the station.
"OI, DON'T PRETEND YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!!"
- You leave the train station and soon run into a familiar face. This man is your uncle, Dojima Ryotarou (played by Hijikata Toshirou).
Gintoki: "... Uh. My uncle seems to be the same age as me though."
- Your Uncle greets you.
Dojima: "Hey there, Gintoki-kun, right? You sure have grown though."
Gintoki: "Nonono, no matter how much I've grown, there's no way I could be the same age as you, right Uncle? You've already realized something's definitely off, RIGHT, UNCLE!?"
Dojima: "No need to be so formal. I've seen you when you were in diapers!"
Gintoki: "Look, I'm begging you, stop saying such gross things already!"
Dojima: "Oh, that's right. You haven't met my daughter yet, right? Say hello, Nanako."
- A young girl shyly reveals herself from behind her father. It seems that this child is your younger cousin, Nanako-chan (played by Kondo Isao).
Gintoki: "..................................................."
Nanako: "H-Hello..."
- You greet your cousin as well.
Gintoki: "NO, WAIT!! STOP! TIME OVER! Oi, this is definitely a joke, right? Why the hell is my YOUNGER cousin OLDER than me!? Hey, Father? You can't possibly have failed to notice this, right? For God's sake man, your SIX-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER has a GOATEE."
Dojima: "Welp, guess it's time to get going. The car's just over there."
Gintoki: "OIIIIIII!! I'M BEGGING YOU, STOP IGNORING ME!! Oiiii, Uncle dearest, your daughter's dress doesn't even fit him right! Seriously, his goddamn THAT is hanging out and everything! Are you seriously saying you haven't noticed at all!? What the hell kind of a father are you, OI!!"
- You get in the car with your relatives. It looks like it's going to be an interesting year.
Gintoki: "ENOUGH ALREADY!! NO MORE!! ... Eh? My body's moving on its own... Damn you cutscene mechanics...!! No, don't, please--- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
- The three of you drive away...
I cried.