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[pvhfrompgh]

I feel as though my death is now imminent. I know I always thought it would be soon, but not this soon. On Saturday night, my psycho Aunt Laura tried to kill me, and I'll be seeing her tomorrow night. We will be in "The Pope Room" of Buca di Beppo, just like out of The Sopranos or The Godfather

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[emsky12484]

Oh my, your Aunt Laura def. sounds scary. I will be checking your LJ dilligently and if there are no entries after tomorrow, I will be in PA doing some investigating, alerting the media and questioning the fat assed woman with a bad sense of humor with PB on her legs and a trail of dogs following behind her. You will be avenged! I can't go to Canisius for senior year without my BF/Room-mate/driver of the bus to hell-partner in crime!!!!!!

Yay for a pseudo thesis topic!!! Oh yeah- I got a copy of the people hottest bachelor's issue so we can once again have the coolest room in GMH.

Have a good 4th (and keep a good eye on that crazy Aunt-as well as one for DD-hey you never know!)

However-if you should bite the dust, thanks for the bequethment?? of cool books that I will be sharing with the infamous Ned October (is that her code name?)

[pvhfrompgh]

I'M HERE!!! I'M HERE!!!! I'M HERE!!!! I survived the Pope Room, but my Aunt Laura is still a bitch and still has a fat ass. She did not, however, mention her dog (or any other canine, for that matter) and that surprised me. I think it was just meant to throw me off track. She did tell this one story about how my cousin told one of his teachers that he was from California (he wishes), and I wanted to tell her it was funnier when your cousin Peter told his teacher that he and another girl were foreign exchange students (and when one of my brother's friends did the same thing), but then I figured that would require much more talking than I wanted to do. Oh, and I have a question for you about attention deficit disorder...apparently, my cousin has it because he can't concentrate on his schoolwork, but he can play and watch sports for hours....Is that normal

[emsky12484]

Yay!! I have a roommate/best friend next year!!!

In answer to your question-yes kids with ADHD can concentrate on things they like, which i think i so weird-but whatever!

Also-Peter and Aaron went to 6 flags last week and told people that it was Peter's first day in America-and people actually bought it. He was also harrassed at a movie a few weeks ago and some lady called him chinese-which greatly offended him.

Thats good that Chef's wins, bad that you had to go hungry and even worse that cold stone was closed! But I guess the fact that you survived the 4th in good. I almost died on the 4th though-the fireworks were awfully close, in fact a stray landed just feet away from me (almost in the fire pit ironically!)

[pvhfrompgh]

Hmmm...that is definitely strange. Oh well, I'm over it.

That is soooooo funny about your cousins!!! Was the lady who offended him Mrs. Maday? (like the theater people?) When I met her that one time, she said the same thing to another kid, who also informed her that he was korean and he wasn't too happy about it either. Speaking of which, I was just listening to Avenue Q, so I'm inspired to tell you that he should have said, "lady, lady, where you been? The term is Asian-American." Unless he doesn't prefer that term either.