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[pvt_penguin]

Will you be my friend?

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[iamastrophobia]

looking for more friends?

[pvt_penguin]

I've made it friends only so in order for people to look they gotta befriend me. This is the only post that's public so anyone can post if they want my love.

[iamastrophobia]

who wouldnt want your love? right on.

[sparkley_pixie]

I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU MATT! its your great grandma, add me. :o)

[pvt_penguin]

Oh Mel...... The world cannot fathom my want of you.

[sparkley_pixie]

awww i love you too. and i want your hot body, right now.

[pftsw2siledhim]

hi i dont know you but i visit ur journal often cuz it makes me laugh. But yeah im one of aimee's friends. add me if you want. I'm adding you either way.

[pvt_penguin]

Yola! I love you. Your comments on Pear Tree's make me giggle with glee and excitement.

[fungus_amngus]

Matt, you don't know me. Suposedly I'm your soul mate. I think she got my chapstick shoved to far up her nostral and it somehow affected her brain. What made me decided to leave a comment in your journal is because you asked if I wanted to be you friend, and well I'm the best friend so I'm going to add you. What would make you real cool is if you would add me back so it's kinda like an online friendship. Like when you go into those chatrooms those sex ones and you know everyone there is just like you wanting people so outrageous things so you can sit around with your friends, get horny at laugh pretending that you don't really like it...

[pvt_penguin]

Sex chatrooms.......best invention since the potato. And yes you are soul mate. You're coming with Liz, Aimee, et moi to our Irish castle. Notice that that wasn't a question. Also notice that "that that" is really pronounced "thet that" like they're two entirely different words placed next to eachother. Fucking English. I'm going on an English boycott. Traditional Chinese only henceforth. 黑鬼嘗美味.

[pvt_penguin]

Those last characters that may look like squares on your screen were actually traditional chinese characters that roughly translated said "#*!%#@ [unkosher term for black people] taste yummy."

[surfingdolphins]

so matt. one time at robin's birthday party you threw goldfish at me. it was hot.
you probably forgot. but, i'm amanda. we should be friends.

[pvt_penguin]

Amanda! Never will I forget you or our splendid fish fight by the pot fire while Camille serenaded us with her extreme guitaring. Good times...Think of the number of little African children we could've saved with all those little wasted goldfish...Then laugh. If you can do that than you're life will be a happy one and even though you'll probably be reincarnated as a dung beetle.

[pvt_penguin]

And you're also poking my childhood best friend....We used to build forts and beat blackberry bushes with sticks....I miss those days....

[surfingdolphins]

i definitely saw a picture of you homies at wild waves today. you were both so skinny. but obviously freaking hot. hook it up with him, then i'll get to see you too. :)