Oh c'mon...like I could resist.

Sep 05, 2009 15:09



Title: Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

John and Scott shared a smile as they peeked thru the door into the autograph room where James was receiving his birthday present from his fans. After more than 15 years together, it wasn’t often that they weren’t on the same page and this time was no exception. Without exchanging a word, they turned and headed for the merchandise room, knowing that their surprise visit to Atlanta to celebrate James’ birthday had just taken a decidedly kinky turn.

A few hours later, after Scott had finished shaving John’s legs and John had finished blowing Scott; it was time to put their plan into motion. Picking up the house phone John was relieved to hear Gareth sounding mostly sober as he answered.

“Gareth, Scott and I have a surprise for you. Come up to room 1201 and come alone.”

“John? What the hell are you doing here? Put Scott on the phone please.”

“Gareth, you have 5 minutes to get your arse to room 1201 or there will be punishment and not the good kind.” Scott hung up the phone, not doubting in the least that Gareth was on his way. Turning to John, he watched as he added the wig that completed his transformation into Princess Leia.

“So, you think a Princess and a guy like me…” Scott trailed off at the sound of a knock on the door.

Opening the door, Scott pulled Gareth into the room giving him a hug and kiss that was all too briefly ended by the sound of a clearing throat.

“Gareth Vader, I’d like to introduce you to Princess Leia,” Scott stated as he swept Gareth into the room where John sat on the edge of the bed next to a set of handcuffs with a short length of chain attached. A longer chain branched off from the center of the short chain to the collar around John’s neck.

“Fuck me,” Gareth uttered as he took in John’s entire ‘slave’ Princess Leia outfit.

“Maybe later,” Scott replied. “But first, you have a costume to get into.”

As Scott led Gareth over to the bed he finally dragged his eyes away from John long enough to notice the abundance of black costuming gear laying next to John.

“You got me a fucking Darth Vader costume, you guys know about James’ present don’t you?” Gareth exclaimed as he began to get undressed, a difficult task given how much John was feeling him up under the guise of ‘helping’.

“James is suiting up as we speak, we’re picking him up from his room in 20 minutes so I suggest you hurry up.” Scott replied as he grabbed John’s chains and dragged him away from Gareth. Quickly, before John could protest, Scott had fastened the cuffs to John’s wrists and fastened the half veil across the middle of John’s face. The veil was a modified design that covered John’s nose and went to the top of his upper lip, concealing his identity but leaving his mouth available.

Pushing John to his knees with a stern look, Scott went over to Gareth and helped him finish getting the Darth Vader costume on.

A short while later a very happy Stormtrooper was letting Han Solo, Princes Leia and Gareth Vader into his room.

“Aren’t you a little tall to be Princess Leia?” James chuckled in John’s direction.

“Aren’t you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?” John shot back.

“Boys!” Scott waved his Han Solo Blaster at the two of them, “Here’s where the fun begins. Downstairs I found several not entirely private but secluded spots where I think we can get away with a bit of play. I think if our Stormtrooper here escorts Han and Leia to one of those spots under Vader’s watchful eye we shouldn’t attract too much attention.”

Scott looked at the other three who all seemed to be wiggling about to accommodate their erections within their costumes, “Don’t everyone thank me at once.”

“You are Mad Brilliant,” James uttered as he moved towards the door, caressing Scott’s bum as he passed by.

A short while later Han Solo, Gareth Vader, slave-girl Princes Leia and a short Stormtrooper had managed to find a secluded spot in a small nook off one of the hallways.

Pushing James against the wall and shielding him with his cape from curious eyes, Gareth removed James’ helmet and stroked his gloved hand over James cheek down to his lips.

“I want to hear you Making Sound.” Gareth uttered in his best ‘Vader voice’ impression.

Dropping to his knees, James unhooked the codpiece from the Vader outfit and set to work on giving Gareth an out of this world blowjob. Knowing it would drive the other man mad, James began humming the ominous ‘Vader theme’ music from the movies.

In the meantime, after exchanging kisses and a few muttered ‘love you’s’, Scott had pushed John to his knees, hooking his cuffed hands up around his neck. Using only lips, teeth and tongue, John soon had Scott out of his pants and in his mouth.

“Knew this would be a good idea. You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.” Scott smirked down at John.

Tuning out the noise of the other con attendees, the four men continued their amorous adventure until both Gareth and Scott had reached their climax.

After a few minutes spent giggling and rearranging clothing, the four men headed back up to their rooms. John and Scott having decided to call it a night left James in Gareth’s room, John discreetly handing the cuffs and chains to Gareth with a few choice words about getting them back clean.

“Good Night Sweet Girl,” Scott whispered to John as he snuggled up to him in their bed.

The End

Notes: I remember my Dad taking me to see Star Wars when it first came out in 1977, just the two of us as no one else in the family wanted to see it. I love my geeky Dad! I suspect if his life had been a bit different, he totally would have been into cosplay and cons.

Kudos to anyone who spots the dialogue I ripped off from the movie thanks to IMDB quotes page, as well as Ghost of the Robot and Blue Gillespie shout outs.

You know, I meant to write this as total crack but it came out more porn and less crack than I had intended, and the porn isn’t even all that porny…sorry about that.

Um, and I would hope it goes without saying that this is pure silliness and I have no reason to believe that the boys are actually fucking each other at every opportunity…no matter how much I might wish it were true. John and Scott on the other hand, well if they ever decide to enact Johns little ‘dark room and leather men in sex-swings’ fantasy…let me just say I have a strap-on and will travel for a good fuck! LOL

Of course, I do feel a tad guilty about writing Scott into the porn since he isn’t in the biz, but if you’ve seen him, you know he’s totally drool-worthy. Hell, if you saw him walking down the street with no idea of who he is you’d still want to write porn with him in it!

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