"I'm a big dumb jock, look at my large penis and how many females it's been inside"

[pwndrew]

Last night walking home, these two jocks pulled up beside me in a truck. The exchange went almost exactly like this

Comments

[casualflex]

The only thing worse than hatred through homophobia is homophobic hatred directed at cute hetero boys that quite frankly are just too cool for the world we live in.

I adore you, hon. :)

[egabez0rs]

man you're a funny guy. I'm gonna be creative and make fun of the first retarded, fat, black and possibly gay guy I see!!1!

[eazy3]

I think you should've killed them and dumped the bodies in Professor's Lake. I know a guy who can remove your fingerprints for you.

[sxypunkbabe]

i'm sorry about those stupid ppl that were being idiots. i love your hypothetical exchanges. they were funny. and great. :)

[echidnadelphyne]

Hi, I like your LJ & want to add you. :) That OK?