I'm leaving so soon.

It feels like my summer has been stolen.

entropy's vaseline smeared across life's goggles ( Read more... )

I'm going to start an incest-rights group, and name it Motherfuckers For Freedom ( Read more... )

This morning, I dreamt I was giving an alien a blowjob. It was oddly satisfying ( Read more... )

When I get a D in one of my college classes, the shit will hit the fan
like a thousand cows with diarrhea.

Right now,
I feel more prepared for that responsibility than ever before,
but I'm not sure that's saying much.

FREE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Having four of your teeth forcibly removed feels bad.

But percocet feels good.

Thank you, Mr. Bill Hicks and Mr. Marcel Duchamp, for reupping the virtual supplies of my mental imagination at strategically grilled crispy moments.

Or whatever the hell that was supposed to mean.

Or maybe that was supposed to mean hell.

Or maybe life has no point.

You are reading the livejournal post of a new McDonald's employee.

Fuck yes, I've been trying to get a job for so long.

The best part? No UA's. :D :D :D

My father is leaving Thursday. I could almost kiss a girl.