i am
18.00136986301
years old

dr. chocula
is my hero

a thick heart
you beat
you beat
you beat

tartar sauce
and four-day weekends
go together very well

high school is almost over
holy shit
that's kinda cool
i guess

un-due date essays suck
people
awkwardness
fuck

for a homophobe
50 cent is pretty hot
but
i will pee on the face
of who(m)ever i want
until the earth stops rotating

in five days
when i look at internet porn
i will not have to pretend that i'm older

received a letter to myself from 8th grade
the best part:
"How many girls have made out with you?"

oh yes, for sure i am a fucked-up person ( Read more... )

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dadaism is cool.

Also: METAAAL!!!

Re-spect-walk!
What did you say?
Re-spect-walk!
Are you talking to me!?
Are you talking to me!?
No way, punk!

*hardcore solo*

Just a couple of ice cubes helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way.

Getting in shape is weird. How the hell did I just jog for twenty minutes straight?

I could sure go for some creamy punani.