How to Distort shit and back people who want to make an honest living into a corner, Peter Jennings

[py_ros]

How to get fat without even trying, a peter jennings report on Obesity(petey doesn't deserve Capitals). Has done their damnedest to villianize the Food Industry, accusing them of advertising to children to sell their food. I wan't to know who the hell you're supposed to advertise Nerds(R) and Shock Tarts(R), if you can't advertise to children.

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[living_ghost]

Yeah! Dude! I was at the grocery store the other day, and I was lookin at the food, on one side I had carrots and celery, and the other I had fun dip. As I reached for the carrots, a big dude wearing a shirt that simply said "Thug One" approaches me and says- "If I was you, Id get the fun dip" I said no, i just want carrots. He responded by cracking his knuckles and putting a hand on my shoulder and saying- "Fun Dip looks pretty good *Squueze* Dont it?" Of course, I took the fun dip, cause I was scared. Now I weigh 300 pounds, and its all the food corporation's fault! BitchBitchBitch! MoanMoanMoan! Everyonecausesmyproblesandiwonttakeresponsabilityformyownactions! Nyaaa!
By the way. I WANT MAH HAT!