10 Things you Didn't Know about Men

[pygmalionsennui]

Considering about 90% of my flist so far is female, I figure this might be of interest. Most women's magazines like Cosmo desperately need to start contacting us in the men's fashion/sex mag world -- a lot of what appears in those magazines is 100% bullshit. Here are 10 things you might not necessarily know about guys:

1. The average male penis size

Comments

[nishisen]

I just wanted to say: I love you. If no-one else does, I did.
That's all.

[pygmalionsennui]

I have to say, I'm quite flattered!

[goldenguess]

hahaha my guy friends always go through cosmos just to make fun of stuff that's in it. I gotta say though, I never knew about the cologne thing, that's pretty cool :)

and again, me being the only girl of my group of guy friends, I had the honor of listening to all of them talk about being grower's and shower's :P

this post was fun though!

[pygmalionsennui]

Hey, making fun of Cosmo is a pretty awesome ritual!

[candacetrauma]

Eugh, don't even get me started on Cosmo.

But thanks for posting this! It's nice to see a real article about men rather than the trash women pass around from things like Cosmo. It's sickening, really.

[pygmalionsennui]

Haha, it is, but I'm glad you liked it!

[kampfbaby]

haha this is great!

so what are your most successful pick-up tactics?

also, i've always wondered, when you buy a girl a drink and she thanks you and then saunters off, what is your reaction? do you feel personally offended? or is it just like, "eh, dammit"?

[pygmalionsennui]

Successful pick-up tactics? Just being normal, really. The fact you are trying to actually pick someone up or make small talk is fairly obvious, so halfassedly trying to be cute isn't really efficient. A while back I walked up to a girl and just said outright "I'd say a clever pick-up line but I'm not quite that smart. What's your name?". It worked immensely well.

As for a girl walking off, I don't tend to hit the bar scene and buy girls drinks, I think it's kinda like lameass bribery. I will if we talk together and there's some sort of chemistry or something, but I'm not gonna send over a drink with a dumbass wink or anything. Still, if I did and she walked off, I wouldn't be offended, as I figure it'd be worth trying, and getting personally offended by small stuff like that just makes you petty!

[kampfbaby]

p.s. when i saw this post, i thought of

http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

so yeahh, you > cosmo ;)

[pygmalionsennui]

Haha, I'm flattered! I feel like I've somehow kicked Cosmo's ass. I remember that article -- it made me scared of those mags even more. I feel like I need to hold sex ed classes for women (obligatory perviness: where I teach them one on one) just to make sure they don't do things like that.

[statua_partum]

1. A lot of women talk about size, but I don't think any of them actually care. When I talk about how little it matters to me, other girls will start to confess that it really doesn't matter much. I mean, most women I know don't even look at it! They're going by what they feel, and somehow they confuse skill with size? I guess the better you are the bigger they THINK you are

[pygmalionsennui]

That Kino shit is definitely creepy.

Haha, you're probably right, a lot of guys do end up looking like rectangles! It sounds like you have a hell of a time finding good clothing.

[statua_partum]

yyeeepp loll