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DoND Dumbass of the Day 12/18
Ladies and germs, the most pathetic DoND in history.
Santa Klauss: Well players
Santa Klauss: I have good news
Santa Klauss: Tom knows about this
Scott: Geico?
Joe R: [____$0]: How much did you sa... forget it.
Santa Klauss: But I've made today's game a Bonus Payday game
Gus: ^Leftovers. Making diner. BRB
Santa Klauss: Whatever TJ wins, you guys will split evenly!
Joe R: [____$0]: Oooh!
Gus: ^Leftovers. Making dinner. BRB
M! $45,000: ^damn Gus for stealing my leftovers.
Santa Klauss: So you're gonna split 5 ways whatever TJ wins
T.J: better hope it's not $.01
Marc E. $5,000: Let's hope it isn't the nickel then.
Santa Klauss: If he gets $2M, then you guys get $400K apiece
M! $45,000: if it's one cent, TJ owes me a steak dinner.
Santa Klauss: If he gets 5 cents, yup
Joe R: [____$0]: Not too shabby.
Santa Klauss: 4 people nearly split a penny last night
Santa Klauss: But Tom made the right move at the right time
itiparanoid: We don't have the nickel anymore
Scott: How can you split a penny, exactly/
Santa Klauss: So TJ
Joe R: [____$0]: If it's one cent, we'd requet and private session with TJ in the parking lot!
Scott: ?*
Santa Klauss: Pick a case from 1 to 26
Santa Klauss: Let's get this rolling
M! $45,000: Simple. I'll take the penny from him and make him buy me a steak dinner.
T.J: I'll take case #19
Santa Klauss: It's yours
Santa Klauss: Hold onto it with your life
Santa Klauss: Jon
Santa Klauss: Take 5 cases
Jon [ $10,000]: hi
Jon [ $10,000]: okay
Santa Klauss: Hey
Santa Klauss: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Jon [ $10,000]: 1-5
Santa Klauss: 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Santa Klauss: Done
Jon [ $10,000]: and I have to restart
Santa Klauss: Marc
Jon [ $10,000]: brb
Marc E. $5,000: 22-26.
Santa Klauss: OK
Santa Klauss: 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21
Santa Klauss: Joe
Joe R: [____$0]: 6 to 10
Joe R: [____$0]: :)P
Santa Klauss: 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21
Santa Klauss: Tom?
12-14-16-18-20: See name.
Santa Klauss: That means Gus gets 11, 13, 15, 17, and 21
Santa Klauss: We'll give Jon a moment to reboot
T.J: I might be a little slow because I making waffles.
Santa Klauss: Alright
Santa Klauss: I don't know what's in what case
1 2 3 4 5: LIES
Santa Klauss: TJ could have 1 cent, he could have the biggie
Santa Klauss: I don't know
Santa Klauss: But before we begin
Santa Klauss: I think we have to talk to someone special
1 2 3 4 5: Oh god
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: )boo
Scott: LOL
Scott: Oue favorite part of the show
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Mr. Grinch himself, The Banker.
1 2 3 4 5: the star
*** I'm sick of waiting for Klauss
*** Hello, TJ
* Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26) * Some say he's cheaper than Scrooge and the Grinch put together. Others say he wants folks to win. All we know is, he's called the Bank.
*** Fresh meat today I see
*** Oh, we have the silent type tonight
*** It's going to be fun taking money off of you
*** Have fun winning $1,000
*** See you later
Santa Klauss: I was waiting for you, ya cuntcasket
Scott: Oop
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: HAha
*** Thanks for telling me to type
*** Always appreciate that
*** You know, like we've always done
Scott: ROFL
T.J: oh, hi
Santa Klauss: Fair enough
12-14-16-18-20: rofl
Santa Klauss: Let's start off by removing 5 of these bitches
Santa Klauss: 6
Santa Klauss: Sorry
Scott: Yeah
Santa Klauss: Fat fingers
Santa Klauss: Remove a case, TJ
Scott: 5's for Daytime
T.J: remove #21
1 2 3 4 5: BEEFCAKE BY THE LAKE
Santa Klauss: Thank you Dr. Scott
1 2 3 4 5: oop
Santa Klauss: 21!
Santa Klauss: That is Gus
Santa Klauss: So Gus
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: So
Santa Klauss: My Buckeye brethren
Santa Klauss: What's in 21?
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: $25,000
Santa Klauss: 25 grand
Santa Klauss: I have my spreadsheet in such a way where the cells are the size of my window
Santa Klauss: I really don't know who has what
Santa Klauss: Yikes
Santa Klauss: Well
Santa Klauss: Not a good start
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Ooh.
Santa Klauss: 5 more, TJ
T.J: let's take away #11
Santa Klauss: 11
Santa Klauss: That is Gus again
Santa Klauss: Redemption time
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: Let's try $25,000 again
Santa Klauss: What's in 11, Gus?
Santa Klauss: Sure, why not?
Santa Klauss: Here goes nothing
Santa Klauss: $25000 you say?
Santa Klauss: Good news!
Santa Klauss: ^$25000
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: WOW!
Santa Klauss: Oh wait. Hold on
Santa Klauss: The period fell off
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Scott: Oop
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Better!
12-14-16-18-20: rofl
Santa Klauss: Better for everybody but Gus
Santa Klauss: 4 to go
T.J: #18
Santa Klauss: 18
Santa Klauss: That's the legend, Burt Delgado-Reynolds
12-14-16-18-20: *chews gum*
12-14-16-18-20: Yeah, whadda ya want
Santa Klauss: I want you to tell me what you have in 18, for $23,000 of gum
12-14-16-18-20: $500
Santa Klauss: Five hundred
Santa Klauss: Isn't that what you always say, Tom?
12-14-16-18-20: Yep.
Scott: Yeah, we each have our traditions
Santa Klauss: That's what I thought--a one-track mind.
Santa Klauss: And we pop open 18
12-14-16-18-20: that's not what your mother said last night.
Santa Klauss: Hey Alex
Santa Klauss: What's the least someone's won in this game?
Scott: Like, when I'm up here, I almost always get stuck with the big cases
Santa Klauss: Mark's 75 cents?
itiparanoid: Least?
Santa Klauss: Least
itiparanoid: 50 cents
Santa Klauss: OK
Santa Klauss: We might beat that today
itiparanoid: Mark won 50
itiparanoid: Wow
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: OUCH
Scott: Oop
Santa Klauss: 3 to go
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: And just one case away from it too.
Santa Klauss: and we've already lost 2 of the top 5
Scott: Game Set Match, Banker
T.J: #21
Santa Klauss: Pick another one
Santa Klauss: 21...that is...
Gus 13 15 17: Took that one
Santa Klauss: gone
Santa Klauss: Yeah
Santa Klauss: Pick again
Santa Klauss: Unless you want $500K again
Gus 13 15 17: ...
Santa Klauss: la la la
Santa Klauss: Pick again, TJ
Santa Klauss: TJ
T.J: 20
Santa Klauss: Lucky
Santa Klauss: OK Tom
Santa Klauss: #20
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-20: $500
Santa Klauss: What's in here, Ferrell?
Santa Klauss: Five hundred
Santa Klauss: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Santa Klauss: So close
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Nice!
Santa Klauss: 2 to go, TJ
Santa Klauss: I wanna get this done in half an hour. I don't wanna push this back. If you're gonna take forever to pick, I'll find a replacement.
Santa Klauss: Picking a number has never been so difficult
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: He's making waffles.
T.J: and #16 please
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: oh yeah, pick on poor Measles.
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: :P
Santa Klauss: Please stick with us. This won't be a friggin' marathon game
Santa Klauss: Tom
Scott: ^Well, he should've taken the $45,000 then
Santa Klauss: $500?
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: Sure.
Santa Klauss: But of course
Santa Klauss: Sorry
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Santa Klauss: TJ, one more
Santa Klauss: Before I grow a beard
T.J: 3
Santa Klauss: 3
Santa Klauss: That's not Tom!
Santa Klauss: Jon!
1 2 3 4 5: About damn time
1 2 3 4 5: See
Santa Klauss: This is for $21,000
Santa Klauss: Show us how to play
1 2 3 4 5: I'm mad at the Chargers
1 2 3 4 5: and so I'm taking it out on you
1 2 3 4 5: $1,500,000
DaveBK: they lose to the colts jon?
M! $45,000 12-14: oop
Santa Klauss: Oop
1 2 3 4 5: No
1 2 3 4 5: They beat tem
1 2 3 4 5: Fuckers
DaveBK: wow
Scott: Heh
Santa Klauss: 1.5M
Santa Klauss: You are a tough SOB Jon
Santa Klauss: Tough and mean
1 2 3 4 5: lol
Santa Klauss: I should also add rich.
Scott: I take it Jon wanted the Colts to stay unbeaten
Santa Klauss: $1.5M
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
1 2 3 4 5: WHOO!
M! $45,000 12-14: WHOO!
Santa Klauss: $21,000!
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: You bastard!
1 2 3 4 5: )dondsting
1 2 3 4 5: I don't care
Scott: And, it's just about dealing time
1 2 3 4 5: rofl
Santa Klauss: er, sorry
Santa Klauss: $20K
Santa Klauss: Twenty thousand
1 2 3 4 5: WHOO
1 2 3 4 5: I'm RICH, BEYOTCH
Santa Klauss: Still, more than you had
1 2 3 4 5: )ppirhorn
Santa Klauss: We should...there!
*** Wow, I've never felt so good about a game already
1 2 3 4 5: HI BANKER
1 2 3 4 5: YOU ROCK
M! $45,000 12-14: HI BANKER
M! $45,000 12-14: WHOO BANKER
*** Do I even need to be here today?
1 2 3 4 5: Yes
*** Apparently TJ's doing all the damage
Santa Klauss: No, he's shooting himself in the foot
*** TJ, did you piss in god's eye before the game?
*** Because you're making someone angry
*** How are you feeling?
Scott: ^Do you really want a penny? How the hell would you split it? DEAL
T.J: no deal
*** Wow
*** Fine then
*** No offer
M! $45,000 12-14: rofl
Santa Klauss: He didn't offer you a deal
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Um, didn't even see the offer.
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: lol
M! $45,000 12-14: roflmfao
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: God
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: You dumb fuck
Scott: ^Enjoy your penny, TJ
*** It was gonna be $8,500,000,000,000. Sucker.
M! $45,000 12-14: ROFL
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: ROFL
Antonio: lol
Santa Klauss: Let's remove 5 cases this time
M! $45,000 12-14: MORE THAN ELEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS
DaveBK: lol
Santa Klauss: One at a time
T.J: 24
Santa Klauss: That's Marc
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): Hi
Santa Klauss: For $19,000
Santa Klauss: What's in the case?
Scott: Geez, we don't even need the banker today
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): I'm pulling for TJ. $.01.
Santa Klauss: You're pulling something
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): Not your leg, :P
Santa Klauss: 24...a penny?
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): yeah.
Santa Klauss: Noooo
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Yeah!
Santa Klauss: A buck
Santa Klauss: 4 to go
Santa Klauss: TJ
T.J: 26
Santa Klauss: Marc again
Marc E. $5k (22 23 $1 25 26): The quarter this time.
Santa Klauss: The quarter, OK
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Santa Klauss: Wrong side of the board
Santa Klauss: 3 more, Teej
T.J: 15
Santa Klauss: That is Gus
Gus 13 15 17: 50¢
Santa Klauss: Fiddy cent
Santa Klauss: This is for...$17K, I think
Santa Klauss: Fiddy cent?
Santa Klauss: No
Santa Klauss: ^Fiddy grand
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Santa Klauss: 2 to go
T.J: 14
Santa Klauss: 14 is Tom
Santa Klauss: Dunce
Santa Klauss: $500?
M! $45,000 12-14: No.
M! $45,000 12-14: $250,000.
Gus 13 17: )ooh
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: wow
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Watch it be $500.
Santa Klauss: You pulled the switcheroo on me
M! $45,000 12-14: Yep.
M! $45,000 12-14: I win.
Santa Klauss: Watch it be $500, right
M! $45,000 12-14: rofl
Santa Klauss: It's not $500
M! $45,000 12-14: WHOO
Santa Klauss: It's not $250K either
M! $45,000 12-14: BOOO
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: Aw
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
M! $45,000 12-14: MOOO
Santa Klauss: 5 bucks
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: o_O
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: lol
Santa Klauss: Let's remove one more before you refuse a deal before it's offered
T.J: 12
M! $45,000 12-14: something with a bunch of OOO's
Santa Klauss: #12
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Reason why you're avoiding me?
Santa Klauss: Finishing up with Tom
Santa Klauss: What now, Thomas?
M! $45,000 12: One.
M! $45,000 12: MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLION
M! $45,000 12: Dollars.
Santa Klauss: Oooh
DaveBK: ooh
Santa Klauss: You have $45K
Santa Klauss: That's all you're getting
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Measles! $45,000: WHOO JACKPOT MONEY
Santa Klauss: And Tom has $45,000
Santa Klauss: )applause
Santa Klauss: And we should hear from someone soon...
Scott: ^Not the best of rounds, especially after getting rid of the big 2. I'd still DEAL
Measles! $45,000: TJ: No Deal.
Gus 13 17: FIELD GOAL BLOCKED! BROWNS HAVE THE BALL!
Santa Klauss: La la la
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: o_o
Santa Klauss: I still don't know what's in 19
Santa Klauss: There we go
*** But I do
*** TJ, want to know what you have?
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: DUN DUN DUNN
*** Here comes a no deal...
*** Tell you what
*** Let's see if you do this
*** I want to have fun
*** TJ, Deal or No Deal?
Measles! $45,000: rofl
Santa Klauss: ROFL
DaveBK: lol
Scott: Oop
*** Are you stupid or just a terrible player?
*** I'm aiming for stupid right now
Measles! $45,000: Both?
T.J: no deal again
Measles! $45,000: ROFL
*** Thank you
DaveBK: ding ding ding
Gus 13 17: ^O_O
*** You're only hurting yourself, TJ
*** You haven't learned, have you
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: Hey Banker
*** You know what, Mike?
Scott: God, TJ's pulling a Gordon. Like I said, enjoy your penny
Santa Klauss: What's up?
*** I've never said this to a host before
*** But I feel really bad for you
Measles! $45,000: rofl
DaveBK: aww
Gus 13 17: Was there even an offer?
*** And I want you to have to do something today
Measles! $45,000: THE BANKER DOES HAVE FEELINGS
DaveBK: no
*** So I'll actually make an offer
*** Since he already said No Deal like an idiot
Measles! $45,000: rofl
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: Hey Banker.... Who should I start next week? Tiki Barber or Brian Westbrook?
*** Merry Christmas
Measles! $45,000: ROFL
Santa Klauss: Fifty bucks
Measles! $45,000: FIFTY DOLLARS
Gus 13 17: DAAAAHAHAHAA
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: TJ, wait for the offer to show up before you refuse.
Scott: ^OK, that's just pathetic
DaveBK: start Tiki
Measles! $45,000: Tiki Barber, obviously.
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: lol
Gus 13 17: I wouldn't touch that offer with a 39½-foot pole. NO DEAL
Santa Klauss: Can I swap out his case for a random one?
Scott: )grinch
Measles! $45,000: ^No comment.
Santa Klauss: Idiots don't deserve a million
*** You know what
T.J: deal
Measles! $45,000: Idiots don't deserve 50 dollars
Measles! $45,000: ROFL
Scott: Yeah, this dude deserves the penny
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: WHAT?!
Santa Klauss: $50 deal!
DaveBK: what?!
Measles! $45,000: ROFLMFAO
Gus 13 17: fdshb'ngdshfd
Gus 13 17: fdh
Gus 13 17: fdsh
Gus 13 17: s
Santa Klauss: You heard it
*** TJ, god bless you
Measles! $45,000: WHOO
Measles! $45,000: FIFTY DOLLARS!
Santa Klauss: Jon, Marc, Joe, Gus, and Tom
Santa Klauss: $10 apiece
Gus 13 17: OH my god
*** hahahahahahahaha
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Fuck you, TJ.
Gus 13 17: OH MY LORD
Santa Klauss: JOE!
Santa Klauss: WHOA
itiparanoid: )dondsting
Measles! $45,000: You absolutely suck TJ. Don't ever come here again.
Santa Klauss: Welp
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: How could you do that to us?
*** Mike...
Santa Klauss: Banker
*** Thank you so much for hosting
Scott: As TJ joins Gordon in the DoND banned list
*** This was my favorite episode ever
Measles! $45,010: rofl
DaveBK: wow, i can only imagine if he has a million
*** TJ....
*** Deal or No Deal?
Santa Klauss: Antonio walking with $5 was better
Measles! $45,010: rofl
Santa Klauss: ROFL I like how Tom and Marc have their $10
*** So let me get this straight
Robert S.: I Remember that day.
*** He Deals with $50
Measles! $45,010: I've already got 45k
Measles! $45,010: so I don't care :P
Santa Klauss: Show the board
*** but he No Deals with $0?
Measles! $45,010: ROFL
Santa Klauss: You're a tard
Measles! $45,010: A big big tard.
Santa Klauss: And now I open up 19
Measles! $45,010: Do us all a favor and never come here again.
Santa Klauss: On the count of 3
Santa Klauss: 1
Santa Klauss: 2
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: THREE
Santa Klauss: 3
Measles! $45,010: THREE
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Thanks for the waste of my time, TJ.
Measles! $45,010: ROFL
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: OOOH
Santa Klauss: Have a good day
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: )BUST
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: GOD
Measles! $45,010: OOP
Gus 13 17: )csbust
Santa Klauss: Dealt from $1M to $50
Measles! $45,010: OOP
Robert S.: Wow.
Gus 13 17: )mill1mlose
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: HOW COULD YOUL>
Scott: You asked for it, TJ
Measles! $45,010: YUERONG IS SMARTER THAN YOU
Santa Klauss: Hey Banker
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Rot in fucking hell, TJ.
Santa Klauss: I saved you $999,950
*** Yes?
Measles! $45,010: HELL, JIANORAN IS SMARTER THAN YOU
*** Bless you
Scott: And, this one's going to LJ
Santa Klauss: Merry Christmas, Mr. Banker
Santa Klauss: Well players
Santa Klauss: I have good news
Santa Klauss: Tom knows about this
Scott: Geico?
Joe R: [____$0]: How much did you sa... forget it.
Santa Klauss: But I've made today's game a Bonus Payday game
Gus: ^Leftovers. Making diner. BRB
Santa Klauss: Whatever TJ wins, you guys will split evenly!
Joe R: [____$0]: Oooh!
Gus: ^Leftovers. Making dinner. BRB
M! $45,000: ^damn Gus for stealing my leftovers.
Santa Klauss: So you're gonna split 5 ways whatever TJ wins
T.J: better hope it's not $.01
Marc E. $5,000: Let's hope it isn't the nickel then.
Santa Klauss: If he gets $2M, then you guys get $400K apiece
M! $45,000: if it's one cent, TJ owes me a steak dinner.
Santa Klauss: If he gets 5 cents, yup
Joe R: [____$0]: Not too shabby.
Santa Klauss: 4 people nearly split a penny last night
Santa Klauss: But Tom made the right move at the right time
itiparanoid: We don't have the nickel anymore
Scott: How can you split a penny, exactly/
Santa Klauss: So TJ
Joe R: [____$0]: If it's one cent, we'd requet and private session with TJ in the parking lot!
Scott: ?*
Santa Klauss: Pick a case from 1 to 26
Santa Klauss: Let's get this rolling
M! $45,000: Simple. I'll take the penny from him and make him buy me a steak dinner.
T.J: I'll take case #19
Santa Klauss: It's yours
Santa Klauss: Hold onto it with your life
Santa Klauss: Jon
Santa Klauss: Take 5 cases
Jon [ $10,000]: hi
Jon [ $10,000]: okay
Santa Klauss: Hey
Santa Klauss: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Jon [ $10,000]: 1-5
Santa Klauss: 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Santa Klauss: Done
Jon [ $10,000]: and I have to restart
Santa Klauss: Marc
Jon [ $10,000]: brb
Marc E. $5,000: 22-26.
Santa Klauss: OK
Santa Klauss: 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21
Santa Klauss: Joe
Joe R: [____$0]: 6 to 10
Joe R: [____$0]: :)P
Santa Klauss: 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 21
Santa Klauss: Tom?
12-14-16-18-20: See name.
Santa Klauss: That means Gus gets 11, 13, 15, 17, and 21
Santa Klauss: We'll give Jon a moment to reboot
T.J: I might be a little slow because I making waffles.
Santa Klauss: Alright
Santa Klauss: I don't know what's in what case
1 2 3 4 5: LIES
Santa Klauss: TJ could have 1 cent, he could have the biggie
Santa Klauss: I don't know
Santa Klauss: But before we begin
Santa Klauss: I think we have to talk to someone special
1 2 3 4 5: Oh god
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: )boo
Scott: LOL
Scott: Oue favorite part of the show
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Mr. Grinch himself, The Banker.
1 2 3 4 5: the star
*** I'm sick of waiting for Klauss
*** Hello, TJ
* Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26) * Some say he's cheaper than Scrooge and the Grinch put together. Others say he wants folks to win. All we know is, he's called the Bank.
*** Fresh meat today I see
*** Oh, we have the silent type tonight
*** It's going to be fun taking money off of you
*** Have fun winning $1,000
*** See you later
Santa Klauss: I was waiting for you, ya cuntcasket
Scott: Oop
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: HAha
*** Thanks for telling me to type
*** Always appreciate that
*** You know, like we've always done
Scott: ROFL
T.J: oh, hi
Santa Klauss: Fair enough
12-14-16-18-20: rofl
Santa Klauss: Let's start off by removing 5 of these bitches
Santa Klauss: 6
Santa Klauss: Sorry
Scott: Yeah
Santa Klauss: Fat fingers
Santa Klauss: Remove a case, TJ
Scott: 5's for Daytime
T.J: remove #21
1 2 3 4 5: BEEFCAKE BY THE LAKE
Santa Klauss: Thank you Dr. Scott
1 2 3 4 5: oop
Santa Klauss: 21!
Santa Klauss: That is Gus
Santa Klauss: So Gus
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: So
Santa Klauss: My Buckeye brethren
Santa Klauss: What's in 21?
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: $25,000
Santa Klauss: 25 grand
Santa Klauss: I have my spreadsheet in such a way where the cells are the size of my window
Santa Klauss: I really don't know who has what
Santa Klauss: Yikes
Santa Klauss: Well
Santa Klauss: Not a good start
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Ooh.
Santa Klauss: 5 more, TJ
T.J: let's take away #11
Santa Klauss: 11
Santa Klauss: That is Gus again
Santa Klauss: Redemption time
Gus 11 13 15 17 21: Let's try $25,000 again
Santa Klauss: What's in 11, Gus?
Santa Klauss: Sure, why not?
Santa Klauss: Here goes nothing
Santa Klauss: $25000 you say?
Santa Klauss: Good news!
Santa Klauss: ^$25000
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: WOW!
Santa Klauss: Oh wait. Hold on
Santa Klauss: The period fell off
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Scott: Oop
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Better!
12-14-16-18-20: rofl
Santa Klauss: Better for everybody but Gus
Santa Klauss: 4 to go
T.J: #18
Santa Klauss: 18
Santa Klauss: That's the legend, Burt Delgado-Reynolds
12-14-16-18-20: *chews gum*
12-14-16-18-20: Yeah, whadda ya want
Santa Klauss: I want you to tell me what you have in 18, for $23,000 of gum
12-14-16-18-20: $500
Santa Klauss: Five hundred
Santa Klauss: Isn't that what you always say, Tom?
12-14-16-18-20: Yep.
Scott: Yeah, we each have our traditions
Santa Klauss: That's what I thought--a one-track mind.
Santa Klauss: And we pop open 18
12-14-16-18-20: that's not what your mother said last night.
Santa Klauss: Hey Alex
Santa Klauss: What's the least someone's won in this game?
Scott: Like, when I'm up here, I almost always get stuck with the big cases
Santa Klauss: Mark's 75 cents?
itiparanoid: Least?
Santa Klauss: Least
itiparanoid: 50 cents
Santa Klauss: OK
Santa Klauss: We might beat that today
itiparanoid: Mark won 50
itiparanoid: Wow
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: OUCH
Scott: Oop
Santa Klauss: 3 to go
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: And just one case away from it too.
Santa Klauss: and we've already lost 2 of the top 5
Scott: Game Set Match, Banker
T.J: #21
Santa Klauss: Pick another one
Santa Klauss: 21...that is...
Gus 13 15 17: Took that one
Santa Klauss: gone
Santa Klauss: Yeah
Santa Klauss: Pick again
Santa Klauss: Unless you want $500K again
Gus 13 15 17: ...
Santa Klauss: la la la
Santa Klauss: Pick again, TJ
Santa Klauss: TJ
T.J: 20
Santa Klauss: Lucky
Santa Klauss: OK Tom
Santa Klauss: #20
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-20: $500
Santa Klauss: What's in here, Ferrell?
Santa Klauss: Five hundred
Santa Klauss: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Santa Klauss: So close
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Nice!
Santa Klauss: 2 to go, TJ
Santa Klauss: I wanna get this done in half an hour. I don't wanna push this back. If you're gonna take forever to pick, I'll find a replacement.
Santa Klauss: Picking a number has never been so difficult
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: He's making waffles.
T.J: and #16 please
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: oh yeah, pick on poor Measles.
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: :P
Santa Klauss: Please stick with us. This won't be a friggin' marathon game
Santa Klauss: Tom
Scott: ^Well, he should've taken the $45,000 then
Santa Klauss: $500?
M! $45,000 12-14-16-2m-50: Sure.
Santa Klauss: But of course
Santa Klauss: Sorry
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Santa Klauss: TJ, one more
Santa Klauss: Before I grow a beard
T.J: 3
Santa Klauss: 3
Santa Klauss: That's not Tom!
Santa Klauss: Jon!
1 2 3 4 5: About damn time
1 2 3 4 5: See
Santa Klauss: This is for $21,000
Santa Klauss: Show us how to play
1 2 3 4 5: I'm mad at the Chargers
1 2 3 4 5: and so I'm taking it out on you
1 2 3 4 5: $1,500,000
DaveBK: they lose to the colts jon?
M! $45,000 12-14: oop
Santa Klauss: Oop
1 2 3 4 5: No
1 2 3 4 5: They beat tem
1 2 3 4 5: Fuckers
DaveBK: wow
Scott: Heh
Santa Klauss: 1.5M
Santa Klauss: You are a tough SOB Jon
Santa Klauss: Tough and mean
1 2 3 4 5: lol
Santa Klauss: I should also add rich.
Scott: I take it Jon wanted the Colts to stay unbeaten
Santa Klauss: $1.5M
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
1 2 3 4 5: WHOO!
M! $45,000 12-14: WHOO!
Santa Klauss: $21,000!
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: You bastard!
1 2 3 4 5: )dondsting
1 2 3 4 5: I don't care
Scott: And, it's just about dealing time
1 2 3 4 5: rofl
Santa Klauss: er, sorry
Santa Klauss: $20K
Santa Klauss: Twenty thousand
1 2 3 4 5: WHOO
1 2 3 4 5: I'm RICH, BEYOTCH
Santa Klauss: Still, more than you had
1 2 3 4 5: )ppirhorn
Santa Klauss: We should...there!
*** Wow, I've never felt so good about a game already
1 2 3 4 5: HI BANKER
1 2 3 4 5: YOU ROCK
M! $45,000 12-14: HI BANKER
M! $45,000 12-14: WHOO BANKER
*** Do I even need to be here today?
1 2 3 4 5: Yes
*** Apparently TJ's doing all the damage
Santa Klauss: No, he's shooting himself in the foot
*** TJ, did you piss in god's eye before the game?
*** Because you're making someone angry
*** How are you feeling?
Scott: ^Do you really want a penny? How the hell would you split it? DEAL
T.J: no deal
*** Wow
*** Fine then
*** No offer
M! $45,000 12-14: rofl
Santa Klauss: He didn't offer you a deal
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Um, didn't even see the offer.
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: lol
M! $45,000 12-14: roflmfao
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: God
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: You dumb fuck
Scott: ^Enjoy your penny, TJ
*** It was gonna be $8,500,000,000,000. Sucker.
M! $45,000 12-14: ROFL
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: ROFL
Antonio: lol
Santa Klauss: Let's remove 5 cases this time
M! $45,000 12-14: MORE THAN ELEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS
DaveBK: lol
Santa Klauss: One at a time
T.J: 24
Santa Klauss: That's Marc
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): Hi
Santa Klauss: For $19,000
Santa Klauss: What's in the case?
Scott: Geez, we don't even need the banker today
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): I'm pulling for TJ. $.01.
Santa Klauss: You're pulling something
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): Not your leg, :P
Santa Klauss: 24...a penny?
Marc E. $5k (22 23 24 25 26): yeah.
Santa Klauss: Noooo
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Yeah!
Santa Klauss: A buck
Santa Klauss: 4 to go
Santa Klauss: TJ
T.J: 26
Santa Klauss: Marc again
Marc E. $5k (22 23 $1 25 26): The quarter this time.
Santa Klauss: The quarter, OK
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Santa Klauss: Wrong side of the board
Santa Klauss: 3 more, Teej
T.J: 15
Santa Klauss: That is Gus
Gus 13 15 17: 50¢
Santa Klauss: Fiddy cent
Santa Klauss: This is for...$17K, I think
Santa Klauss: Fiddy cent?
Santa Klauss: No
Santa Klauss: ^Fiddy grand
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Santa Klauss: 2 to go
T.J: 14
Santa Klauss: 14 is Tom
Santa Klauss: Dunce
Santa Klauss: $500?
M! $45,000 12-14: No.
M! $45,000 12-14: $250,000.
Gus 13 17: )ooh
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: wow
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Watch it be $500.
Santa Klauss: You pulled the switcheroo on me
M! $45,000 12-14: Yep.
M! $45,000 12-14: I win.
Santa Klauss: Watch it be $500, right
M! $45,000 12-14: rofl
Santa Klauss: It's not $500
M! $45,000 12-14: WHOO
Santa Klauss: It's not $250K either
M! $45,000 12-14: BOOO
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: Aw
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
M! $45,000 12-14: MOOO
Santa Klauss: 5 bucks
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: o_O
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: lol
Santa Klauss: Let's remove one more before you refuse a deal before it's offered
T.J: 12
M! $45,000 12-14: something with a bunch of OOO's
Santa Klauss: #12
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Reason why you're avoiding me?
Santa Klauss: Finishing up with Tom
Santa Klauss: What now, Thomas?
M! $45,000 12: One.
M! $45,000 12: MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLION
M! $45,000 12: Dollars.
Santa Klauss: Oooh
DaveBK: ooh
Santa Klauss: You have $45K
Santa Klauss: That's all you're getting
Santa Klauss: )dondremove
Measles! $45,000: WHOO JACKPOT MONEY
Santa Klauss: And Tom has $45,000
Santa Klauss: )applause
Santa Klauss: And we should hear from someone soon...
Scott: ^Not the best of rounds, especially after getting rid of the big 2. I'd still DEAL
Measles! $45,000: TJ: No Deal.
Gus 13 17: FIELD GOAL BLOCKED! BROWNS HAVE THE BALL!
Santa Klauss: La la la
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: o_o
Santa Klauss: I still don't know what's in 19
Santa Klauss: There we go
*** But I do
*** TJ, want to know what you have?
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: DUN DUN DUNN
*** Here comes a no deal...
*** Tell you what
*** Let's see if you do this
*** I want to have fun
*** TJ, Deal or No Deal?
Measles! $45,000: rofl
Santa Klauss: ROFL
DaveBK: lol
Scott: Oop
*** Are you stupid or just a terrible player?
*** I'm aiming for stupid right now
Measles! $45,000: Both?
T.J: no deal again
Measles! $45,000: ROFL
*** Thank you
DaveBK: ding ding ding
Gus 13 17: ^O_O
*** You're only hurting yourself, TJ
*** You haven't learned, have you
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: Hey Banker
*** You know what, Mike?
Scott: God, TJ's pulling a Gordon. Like I said, enjoy your penny
Santa Klauss: What's up?
*** I've never said this to a host before
*** But I feel really bad for you
Measles! $45,000: rofl
DaveBK: aww
Gus 13 17: Was there even an offer?
*** And I want you to have to do something today
Measles! $45,000: THE BANKER DOES HAVE FEELINGS
DaveBK: no
*** So I'll actually make an offer
*** Since he already said No Deal like an idiot
Measles! $45,000: rofl
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: Hey Banker.... Who should I start next week? Tiki Barber or Brian Westbrook?
*** Merry Christmas
Measles! $45,000: ROFL
Santa Klauss: Fifty bucks
Measles! $45,000: FIFTY DOLLARS
Gus 13 17: DAAAAHAHAHAA
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: TJ, wait for the offer to show up before you refuse.
Scott: ^OK, that's just pathetic
DaveBK: start Tiki
Measles! $45,000: Tiki Barber, obviously.
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: lol
Gus 13 17: I wouldn't touch that offer with a 39½-foot pole. NO DEAL
Santa Klauss: Can I swap out his case for a random one?
Scott: )grinch
Measles! $45,000: ^No comment.
Santa Klauss: Idiots don't deserve a million
*** You know what
T.J: deal
Measles! $45,000: Idiots don't deserve 50 dollars
Measles! $45,000: ROFL
Scott: Yeah, this dude deserves the penny
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: WHAT?!
Santa Klauss: $50 deal!
DaveBK: what?!
Measles! $45,000: ROFLMFAO
Gus 13 17: fdshb'ngdshfd
Gus 13 17: fdh
Gus 13 17: fdsh
Gus 13 17: s
Santa Klauss: You heard it
*** TJ, god bless you
Measles! $45,000: WHOO
Measles! $45,000: FIFTY DOLLARS!
Santa Klauss: Jon, Marc, Joe, Gus, and Tom
Santa Klauss: $10 apiece
Gus 13 17: OH my god
*** hahahahahahahaha
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Fuck you, TJ.
Gus 13 17: OH MY LORD
Santa Klauss: JOE!
Santa Klauss: WHOA
itiparanoid: )dondsting
Measles! $45,000: You absolutely suck TJ. Don't ever come here again.
Santa Klauss: Welp
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: How could you do that to us?
*** Mike...
Santa Klauss: Banker
*** Thank you so much for hosting
Scott: As TJ joins Gordon in the DoND banned list
*** This was my favorite episode ever
Measles! $45,010: rofl
DaveBK: wow, i can only imagine if he has a million
*** TJ....
*** Deal or No Deal?
Santa Klauss: Antonio walking with $5 was better
Measles! $45,010: rofl
Santa Klauss: ROFL I like how Tom and Marc have their $10
*** So let me get this straight
Robert S.: I Remember that day.
*** He Deals with $50
Measles! $45,010: I've already got 45k
Measles! $45,010: so I don't care :P
Santa Klauss: Show the board
*** but he No Deals with $0?
Measles! $45,010: ROFL
Santa Klauss: You're a tard
Measles! $45,010: A big big tard.
Santa Klauss: And now I open up 19
Measles! $45,010: Do us all a favor and never come here again.
Santa Klauss: On the count of 3
Santa Klauss: 1
Santa Klauss: 2
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: THREE
Santa Klauss: 3
Measles! $45,010: THREE
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Thanks for the waste of my time, TJ.
Measles! $45,010: ROFL
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: OOOH
Santa Klauss: Have a good day
$31,000 1 2 1.5m 4 5: )BUST
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: GOD
Measles! $45,010: OOP
Gus 13 17: )csbust
Santa Klauss: Dealt from $1M to $50
Measles! $45,010: OOP
Robert S.: Wow.
Gus 13 17: )mill1mlose
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: HOW COULD YOUL>
Scott: You asked for it, TJ
Measles! $45,010: YUERONG IS SMARTER THAN YOU
Santa Klauss: Hey Banker
[____$0] 6 7 8 9 10: Rot in fucking hell, TJ.
Santa Klauss: I saved you $999,950
*** Yes?
Measles! $45,010: HELL, JIANORAN IS SMARTER THAN YOU
*** Bless you
Scott: And, this one's going to LJ
Santa Klauss: Merry Christmas, Mr. Banker