I  am SO doomed. The two beasts - whose newest insult hurled at each other is "pig poacher" - are running around naked after their bath. I am sitting on the floor with their pajamas. Dylan runs in front of the TV, sits on my leg and proceeds to fart. The second he gets up, the stench is everywhere. The second I began to protest about the smell, the ( Read more... )

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In drooling over Celtic Thunder on Youtube, I stumbled across one of this guy's videos.  He makes musical instruments out of vegetables ... and then plays them. Surprisingly, quite well. Although there's one with broccoli that sounds suspiciously too good ... and he's blocking two people behind him on a piano bench, one of whom could be playing the ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that I really dislike anything Mitchell and Webb do. They're horrible and unfunny.

And King Kong was watchable until the dinosaurs arrived. Ruined it for me. Even if Kyle Chandler is in it.

 This is a typical conversation with Dylan:

Dylan (To Darren) Don't do that. I don't want to get armadillos all over me.
Me: (To Dylan) When have you ever gotten armadillos all over you?
Dylan: I don't want to get armadillos all over me again.
Me: When did you get armadillos all over you in the first place?
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Okay, so these PBS boybands are kind of cheesy, but by god, are three of the men from Celtic Thunder just ...tasty.  I just want to dress two up like sundaes and have a social. Any time you put a knee length black coat on a man, it will get me going, and they're Irish to boot.  Thank you, Phil Coulter!!!!

Oh, they've done it now. They're all in ( Read more... )

Those of you clever with words and word games, join the community

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I just called this woman who lives in an assisted living community to let her know that Medicare is paying for a transfer chair. It is our third conversation. However, I talk too fast and she's hard of hearing. I believed she had all her marbles until she shouted down the phone, "I'm blind as a bat! You have to speak up!"

 Happy New Year to one and all! I hope everyone had a safe one.

I spent the first five minutes of the New Year cleaning up vomit, thanks to Dylan and a tummy bug. Some things never change. He is feeling better; he spent New Year's Day eating like a pig, so I know he's fine. We stayed in and enjoyed the Monk marathon and played games together.

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Would someone please explain to me how I can put a four year old child, freshly bathed, in clean pajamas, to bed in his room, note what time he falls asleep, only to wake up around midnight to go to the bathroom and find said child in my bed, fully naked?

Anyone?!