Family guy fucking rocks, if u don't like family guy, then go blow a goat

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
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every step i take i feel that I'm getting much older. i didn't even have the slightest feeling to go trick-o-treat.

ahhh i need to go to nevernever land


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Dear Collegeboard and Educational Testing Service,

I'd like to take this time to show my appreciation for all you've done for myself and millions of other students in the U.S.  Thank you for torturing us since sophomore year.  Thank you for making our parents spend thousands of dollars on prep classes like Princeton Review, Kaplan, and Elite ( Read more... )

Please vote for Andy Dinh and me for best friends senior superlative!!!!!!

Please!!!!

The senior pizza party was a bust.  4 bucks for 2 slices for pizza and a DJer.

should have stayed home.

god damn.  school sucks so much ass.  everyone in biology can relate to me.  that one lab was gay.  and i havn't started on my college essay, and it's due to Mrs. hahn on friday.

looking thru old pictures on my laptop.  and this one was nostalgic.


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took the SAT II today...man the writing test owned me hard.
for example.


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i went to paul's b-day thingy...it was fun..i "wakeboard" LOL...i am so fucking sore.  hope u like the gifts.  :)  paul has a nice boat too.

now i end with funny family guy stuff


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i washed my car...what a bitch...next time i think I'll just bring it to the drive thru car washes. and I'm going to target to get a gift for paul. :) hillary duff & lindsay lohan... wow paul, ur such a girl.

school sucks...i want summer back.

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