http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2006/09/1339.cfm

"While Justin Timberlake was busy this week bringing sexy back, former flame Britney Spears was in labour bringing placenta back."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

That line is fucking awesome.

When you go to Winnipeg for a drunken weekend and the 44-year-old cougar that you accidentally made fall in love with you on a previous trip gets shitfaced and uses her tongue like a Q-tip in your ear, while she runs her hand up and down your leg, when her boyfriend is equally shitfaced, but across the bar talking to friends, and she's whispering ( Read more... )

I'm trying to not want to pounce on her because I don't want to wreck our friendship, but she's so insanely hot that it's not the easiest thing to avoid thinking about ( Read more... )

One More Night ( Read more... )

Best thing I've heard all day ( Read more... )

In what's become a bit of an amusing story, a friend of mine wants me to dust off my homewrecker hat ( Read more... )

Vince Neil played at the Exhibition last night. We had fun ( Read more... )

Funny conversation from the other night at the bar ( Read more... )

I wrote this the other day and then accidentally lost the page. I figured it was gone, but it was autooooo-saaaaaaaved, so I'm still posting it ( Read more... )

All right ( Read more... )