I was woken up today by my phone. My sister had called me to let me know she had a dream the other night that I had killed myself. I went back to sleep.

Shittiest spring break ever. One for the record books.

...don't you know, you'll stain the carpet.

This song brings back memories.

I'm going to pay some money towards my Iceland/Germany trip. As someone I know would say, it will be epic.

So, I'm stuck at work till 5pm by myself. I'm bored out of my skull. The only thing I have to do is listen to music and people watch. While that might sound like buckets of fun, it's not. Fun thing is, I'll be doing the same thing all spring break. This is going to be awesome.

I'm at work. I need a haircut...and vitamins. I'm going to have ice cream for dinner. That time of the year again, time to bust out the suit.

Super Mario Bros 3 be kickin my ass. Thoughtful thinking usually happens best sans pants. The same cannot be said for logical thought.

Wow, I have never had a song describe exactly my situation or what I wanted to say until now. Here we go ( Read more... )

I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet and you can piss off ( Read more... )

I'm at work right now. I need to get out of the state for awhile. I'm getting cabin fever. I just need a new scene to look at. People are going to start going back to school soon. As always, I don't think I've used my time with them wisely.

Oh, by the way, women are the root of all evil.

"Call me Ishmael." Oh, how the words look upon the page. It was my first day in a big school and I had just been handed a book about a whale with a name referring to a phallus. I was never much for reading but I had always been a big fan of words. At the time, my favorite word was "kookaburra", only because it was a word describing a funny bird ( Read more... )